: TER General Board Discussion : Why are they on fk board? (eom)

ThePeopleRule 2366 reads

posted 11 years ago

1 / 22

Guys Who Are Idiots: can't make this stuff up

On another site with an "escort" category a guy asked why some ladies advertise they will not see black men.

One gal responded that she no longer sees young or black guys because her experience had been that many of them tried to haggle her price and push the time limits. She gave this example:

"I even had one guy show up with a condom on and an erection."

She was smart enough to tell him to remove it and put on another.

Ladies: do you have examples of how males can be really dumb?

6thsense 748 reads

posted 11 years ago

2 / 22

funny as shit....

...what is the link? How does someone show up with an erection and a condom on? LMAO. Sounds like a low budget porn clip not real hobby world. Is this a joke?

JackDunphy 884 reads

posted 11 years ago

3 / 22

Guys paying full price....and guys paying to watch a hooker sleep are my biggest two.

But I am sure the ladies here will have other examples as well.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 545 reads

posted 11 years ago

4 / 22

I haven't paid to watch a hooker sleep. That actually sounds kind of creepy!

But I have paid to sleep WITh a hooker (and snuggle and cuddle, and have sex in the middle of the night)

Bob.Sugar 628 reads

posted 11 years ago

5 / 22

I guess if some guys like the overnighters

Then that works. I much prefer sleeping by myself...not listening to snoring or other noises besides my own.

But I also wouldn't pay anyone to have lunch/dinner/drinks either. And no shortage of dudes who think it's a privilege to pay someone for that nonsense.

When i want to fuck someone...no shortage of willing participants either.

Posted By: perfectstorm

But I have paid to sleep WITh a hooker (and snuggle and cuddle, and have sex in the middle of the night)

JackDunphy 602 reads

posted 11 years ago

6 / 22

Oh, I'd bet you caught a glimpse of a sleeping hooker or two over the years.

Maybe that would only be semi-creepy? Lol

You'd have to ask one of the dumbass johns that engage in that habit.

Me, you might ask?

I just kick the hooker out about 2 am or so and make her come back about 10 or 11, so I get all those bennies you mention, with a full nights sleep under my belt, an extra pop or two in me for the next morning and a few extra sheckles remaining in my pocket is fkin icing on Jack's cake.

Sure, I'll spring for breakfast after all that. Hookers love that Grand Slam deal at Denny's. LOL

I really need to write that book I have been putting off so I can educate you softer johns up a bit.

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JohnyComeAlready 346 reads

posted 11 years ago

7 / 22

as of late...

I can't even get the privilege to pay full price.

ed2000 31 Reviews 512 reads

posted 11 years ago

8 / 22

I had one fall asleep while giving me a BJ. I watched her for a short while. . . .

I didn't wake her up until I quit laughing.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 375 reads

posted 11 years ago

9 / 22

me too.

I started a thread anout it a few years ago.

Related Link: She fell asleep!

Debra_Hollander See my TER Reviews 558 reads

posted 11 years ago

10 / 22

You want Tales of the Not-So-Young but Dumb?!

How much time do you have?! Seriously. I've got a few of my own, but have heard some real doozies from other ladies, as well. And I just LOVE to dish and hear about the dumb, ridiculous, and outrageous experiences from both perspectives. It always helps to be able to laugh, IMO!

Really foolish to me, are the celebrities/public-figures who do this. I've only met one (no, I will not ever tell who it is) but it was through an agency and he gave his real name to the agency!! Even had his manager help vouch for him. I never would have known except that the phone-girl at that agency was actually a fan and wanted to know if it was really him... so I looked up a pic and it was.

Once, I had someone who claimed to be a famous athlete but he wouldn't tell me who he was for discretion, although he did give me his manager's name and contact info, telling me that this person would be expecting my call. He (the famous athlete) was willing to meet me in a public place (his hotel's bar) for my own peace of mind before heading up to his room for our date. I advised him that giving out such verifiable info (his manager's credentials checked out) and meeting publicly was not exactly discreet. Based solely on the details he gave me, and about 5 minutes of internet sleuthing, I was able to deduce who he likely was. Definitely NOT thinking with the big head.