She had great reviews too ! One night after a large M&G she invited me to her place and pulled out all her dentures --(upper & lower), and said, "I wanna gum your big cock and balls".  I was glad I was drunk, or surely would have fainted because I had NO IDEA her teeth were fake & she had dentures. I refused the gummed BJ, and never did hook up with her after that.  I was freaked out. She was not that old either. I don't think anyone that saw her EVER knew she had false teeth.

I'm currently in the middle of a long, total dental reconstruction and I won't have "final" teeth for some time. Right now I must wear temporary dentures. They look great, but it feels like I have a small tupperware collection in my mouth. It sucks to eat with them, drink, sleep, you name it. On the other hand, taking them out leaves me utterly toothless and I look like fucking Popeye. I wouldn't let anyone see what I look like with that shit going on.
I'm not planning on setting up any appointments right now, but the question begs... how do both hobbyists and providers handle the whole denture dealio and the awful possibilities like denture paste, having the lowers pop out, etc.?

While in college I read a book by a provider. She called herself a hooker in the title. (No, not the Happy Hooker.) She told of a client that would take out his dentures and give her the best "gumming" DATY she ever had. Seems like a possibility for some fun.

Don't know how I'd deal with it. But with a few ladies I see regularly I could get over the how I look part if they could and see where it leads.

..... not much freaks me out and I'm used to seeing a man pop his dentures in and out.... my step-dad has partials for the top and bottom. All good *shrugs*.

I have to agree. Nobody is in a position to judge you by how many teeth you have in your mouth. It is beyond me how people will dismiss people who are in your position as well as people who are over or under weight, have physical disabilities, & deformations, ect. To those who are so vain I say "Get over yourself!"

I'll tell you what. Still have the original equipment, but if you wanna kick the tires and take it for a test drive I'm down....

Dig the fucking weirdness, BTW. I'm something of a freak and being conventional sucks my ass...!

Too lazy to make a popeye alias.  Apologies to the room.

but thankfully that's not the only thing I'm used to popping (e)

Very early on I was taken aback when my date showed up for a dinner and play and he weighed prob 400 lbs. I backed out...it was in my first year. Right after that i started to ask for age, ht and wt. Not to screen out but so that I know in advance. The honesty gives me a heads up. I also realized that all sizes and shapes need and deserve intimacy. There are many guys that have health issues that present them with more weight than they want and as they get older it's harder to lose those lbs. I also found that because I am athletic and petite I can spin around on them and give them quite the sexy experience. So in a sense I treat each guy like a blank canvas...that needs my brush strokes.

Good god! Sounds like a scene from a zombie movie. (Not judging but that's scary!)

It's refreshing to know that providers are cool with dentures out, as long as everything is minty fresh. For me, I still have about 10 months left to go (lots of bone grafting, sinus lifts, implants for permanent dentures etc.) and have pretty much accepted the fact that I'll be waiting until I have my super new bionic teeth before setting up any trysts. FYI, The tops will be what they refer to as "permanent" but they are actually screwed into six posts by my dentist. There's no removing them for me - I just treat them like teeth. The bottoms will snap out for cleaning but otherwise will be very secure on four posts. I cannot describe the crunchy food eating binge I shall embark upon when this is over.

Until then, I just don't think I can subject a lovely lady to my shrunken face, but bless ya'll, girls, for being okay with it. Actually going in for 2 post placements in the morning. A little exciting as these will be the first of the implants. I'm also seriously looking forward to morphine/valium IV. When I had the original 27 tooth extraction (yep, You read that right. I had 27 full and partial teeth removed in one sitting) the last things I remember saying before I passed out was answering the question, "Do you feel anything yet?'
I replied, Oh yeah... definitely feeling very groovy. You guys don’t have the White Album do ya?"

Later on the nurses confirmed this and told me the whole room was laughing.

Thanks again for the replies, folks.

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