did you bring her back to her corner when you were done and buy her lunch .. dude you da man ... and seems like that mu grande shit went to your head .. but hey your happy so that's all that matters and im happy for you... hope it doesn't fall off in six months .. get a shot of penicillin on Monday ..please ...

Lets all bow down to the great american hobbyist. Lets not forget, it's the same guy who wasn't sure about the modern dating scene and the Great Asian American Hobbyist had to spoon feed him all the answers.  

'Cause ya'll never know when you might run up on a "terring" (not TERing) southern lady...

Steph

In case you ever have to travel "down here"...

If you can understand southern and speak it back...well you'll make a southern lady's panties get wet...

Ok ya'll lessons are over for tonight!



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if you could bend over far enough to choke on your own little pecker to "STFUP". Now that would really be "Great" and impress us all I'm sure LOL.

Another surprise gem from a poster I don't recognize.  Excellent way to start the weekend.  
 Thanks for the giggle, Blue Guy!

the 'peaceful' one here. Blue will always be blue and somehow he's convinced himself he's this GAH. He reminds me of Skippy Jon Jones, the Great Bean Caper LOL (hilarious books btw and so cute) While I get it's all a spoof and silly and somewhat endearing (I said somewhat), he does have an 'interesting' way of how he goes about things, in his 'own' way...here.  

.but the rest of your post was a hoot brother. You've a great handle(insight)on this place. You did,however,leave out a couple of names

How I'd love to play with you today Blue, but I can't. And I'm always the same 'Taylor', no doubt about it. Just a matter of how I am perceived each day. Tis interesting. But I will say, when you're ever ready to start that journey there lonesome cowboy...you let me know. We can ride off into the sunset together. I think you know how to find me.

Actually this was one of Blue's better posts. I don't know if the humor was intentional, but this one was at least funny, as opposed to the other ones that were lame on a scale as to compete with Turdy.

Putting the regular posters in a western. Who would each be? I'd like to see where a thread like that would go.

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I think Rod was the sheriff in this as well?

and I don't mind at all being the "quintessential drinking outlaw" as long as I still shoot straight (which I do) and shoot often (which I do as well) lol

As for Blue, this was his first post that I actually enjoyed. It was so lame it was actually funny, and I think at least he did so on purpose this time. So this time at least I was laughing with him instead of laughing at him like I was in his previous GAH posts.

Well...kind of  LOL

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GaG the shit head is the self proclaimed “Greatest American Hobbyist”. Don’t believe me? Just ask him.

Who decided this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs need be broadcast in HD ?

I am not a "Hobbyist" at all. Truth be told, I hate the fucking term. I am a whore mongering pig, and proud of it.

Leave it to the reigning SPOTY champion to get it wrong once again, but you did manage to at least get it wrong using proper English. You really need to stop doing that if you plan on repeating as SPOTY. SPOTY points are always deducted when posts are written in proper English, but no worries, you have such a long lead a few properly constructed sentences won't do much to eat into that lead. Just don't make a practice of it. Remember, I have money riding on you.

Any more questions?

I must know to many LED pixel snobs.

You truly are a legend in your own mind. I would like a conversation with said Latina to find out her version. You keep up the fantasy in your mind and have an awesome day.  

I'm a damn Yankee (Yankees visit the South, damn Yankees don't go home) and love it down here.

So I will type it the way that doesn't come up red. I guess all you Conan wannabes will just have to live with it.

When you grow up and learn to post without constant insults someone listen to what you have to say. Your only purpose being here is brag about yourself and stroke your megalomania.

How come both of you use pieces of turd are Asian Americans? I know why but I will let you figure it out.

you're too stupid to talk to....

and I certainly don't hope you go away. Quite the contrary, I hope you stay and continue to make stupider and stupider statements, my bet is looking better and better everyday.

Fungy for SPOTY!!!!! rah rah rah.

you're too stupid to talk to....

I gotta hand it to you Blue, that was one well authored report back. I'm happy for you, really. I'm just not sure if I should encourage you to publish or find other hobbies to keep you busy.  

It was terrible.  I couldn't penetrate her box and the only mime I knew how to speak was sadness.  It wasn't a total loss ... I paid her with a mimed envelope.