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While I like the concept, it would place dudes in the initiate the contract position...regular_smile
BizzaroSuperdude 30 Reviews 130 reads
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and that would not go over well....

but I would think that a better spokes person would be Mr. Spock...   more logical... than the emotionally challenged Shatner...

I can just see my request for discount....

Wanted - lady with big boobs 36DD and up with a less than 28 inch waist... long hair (brown black, red or blond) preferably lactating. 4'-5'5", with nicely shaped legs...  willing to allow CIM, or cum on breasts while lactating... willing to allow the following activities BBBJ, DATY to orgasm, and willing to share some wine and food...  available for 3 hours plus dinner... or lunch - willing to pay XXXX...

hee hee... THIS IS NOT AN OFFER TO PAY FOR SEXUAL SERVICES AND ANY AND ALL WRITINGS ARE FICTIONAL AND DO NOT REPRESENT ANY PERSONS LIVING OR DEAD.  PAYMENTS DISCUSSED ABOVE ARE FOR PROVIDERS TIME ONLY AND NOT FOR SEXUAL SERVICES...    YOU MUST BE OF LEGAL AGE TO READ THE ABOVE WORDS AND TO RESPOND TO THE ABOVE REQUEST FOR A BID.  Yea, right.

stu13962 reads

Here is one for originality, maybe.

The ladies get mad because guys always ask for discounts. I can understand that point. So what if instead of ads for the ladies, guys could post an add stating what they were after and how much they would be willing to pay and all other details to go along with it. I think it would be great for last minute appointments.

If someone wants to accept the contract for that agreed upon price then no one can really complain and everyone is happy.

Makes sense to me. Please feel free to flame and let me know how terribly wrong I am.

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Dr. joe192 reads

Expedia or Priceline for the hobby...I love last minute appointments, but I am not into price negotiations, but maybe that is just me.

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Claudius42310175 reads

it is a differnt kind of market, but a market. it would be interesting to see who would be attracted to it. better than that it would obviate the need for hectoring about discounts and their denial.

still the ISO board and local boards _already_ exist andmight be the facility to handle that. is there anything that prevents you from doing that now on your local board? i don't think so.

there might be policy/legal issues in using TERs facilities for making transactions on a large scale. but you know everything here is fiction, don't you?

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CptnKirk112 reads

Captain Kirk   (eom)

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channelguy112 reads

we....hobbyists...post our picture (naked) from the neck down and see if ANY lady would take us on!

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luv_women84 reads

If that were the requirement, I would never get anything...

The laughter would be much too loud.

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HaleyOrlando156 reads

could easily become a sting right here TER. Who would ever take such a chance. Sex and money should never be uttered in any way that would be construed as a deal.

Having an auction in the city square might sound like fun but bidding on sex is far too risky. Check the ladies who belong to the homeowners association and they might give you more info on how the ladies feel about such things.

Kisses Haley

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BizzaroSuperdude131 reads

and that would not go over well....

but I would think that a better spokes person would be Mr. Spock...   more logical... than the emotionally challenged Shatner...

I can just see my request for discount....

Wanted - lady with big boobs 36DD and up with a less than 28 inch waist... long hair (brown black, red or blond) preferably lactating. 4'-5'5", with nicely shaped legs...  willing to allow CIM, or cum on breasts while lactating... willing to allow the following activities BBBJ, DATY to orgasm, and willing to share some wine and food...  available for 3 hours plus dinner... or lunch - willing to pay XXXX...

hee hee... THIS IS NOT AN OFFER TO PAY FOR SEXUAL SERVICES AND ANY AND ALL WRITINGS ARE FICTIONAL AND DO NOT REPRESENT ANY PERSONS LIVING OR DEAD.  PAYMENTS DISCUSSED ABOVE ARE FOR PROVIDERS TIME ONLY AND NOT FOR SEXUAL SERVICES...    YOU MUST BE OF LEGAL AGE TO READ THE ABOVE WORDS AND TO RESPOND TO THE ABOVE REQUEST FOR A BID.  Yea, right.

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WaterBoys89 reads

except for the lady part.  And we know sex discrimination is against the law right!

What time do you want to meet???

Another example of "you gotta be careful what you ask for"  or don't specify!  LOL!

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Claudius4231086 reads

"Ladies this guy really needs to slow down and smell your roses or I'm ordering him to sick bay! He is 62 years old 6'0" tall and 220 lbs with reddish blond hair graying at the temples, combed straight back. He really does have all his teeth but the strongest muscle he has is his tongue. I prescribe 3 hours of quality time for him with a younger attractive woman 30-45 y.o.a. with a sensual nature and wicked intellect. Now this is not a solicitation for prostitution just a prescription for quality relaxation tim. But if you can bring yourself to ravish this guy, it would be an act of charity on your part! Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Now get me my mint julep for my shuttle ride and damn those transporters to hell and back. My atoms weren't meant to be scatt....."

You get the idea ;-)

-- Modified on 5/22/2009 5:34:54 PM

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Claudius4231049 reads

German, French-Alsatian, and theatrical pseudo Transylvanian, just replace:

'i VON to SUCK your BLOOD!'

with

'i VON to LICK your POOS-SY!

and you get the idea....

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keystonekid46 reads

lower their rates as the time nears.  The philosophy is it is better to get some $ rather than have an empty room or seat.

Would ladies use this same marketing strategy?

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