A MILF chick seduced a younger guy and had him cum on her tits.  Then she said "Lick it up.  It's yours."

He did.  Would you???

Me?  Nope.  NO.  No way.  Not gonna happen.

A lady refuses to have that in her mouth. Yours or anyone elses.

But I do like it when she smiles and says "Can I have some more"?

My kind of gal

They understand perfectly that it is OUR fantasy...and we love it!

I don't suck my own dick but I don't think having a woman do it is outside the mainstream. I don't expect my provider to lick  her own pussy (or any other woman's for that matter) but I enjoy doing it. I support your personal preference to not want cim but I don't think that's on the same end of the "kinky-spectrum" as having a guy eat his own jizz!

Just my opinion. I could be wrong, and I often am.

LD

IMHO I think more ladies have secret cum fetish than those that don't. I love the taste and appreciate the female orgasm, and if she wanted to share my orgasm back with me I would not object at all.

I just want to have an idea of you who are. I'm guessing your not GFE. I wouldn't mind if the girl gushes her juices all over my face and mouth, not sure why it would be an issue for you. I guess its your preference. Anyhow, if you can, please provide a link to your ad website, this shows some credibility to who you say you are. Also, if you have reviews somewhere, ask Admins to link your reviews to your handle. That way, other hobbyist can avoid asking for your reviews.

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..I've asked her if she wanted to tell us who she is. A lot of girls don't have their reviews linked (for whatever reasons - either they don't know how to go about doing it, or don't want to for one reason or another), but would provide w/link or some info if asked.  She won't.

She states that she is here only for entertainment, and is really a UTR. Its OK. Its not against any rules, but in my book someone who does that has zero credibility on the boards. Its as good as using an alias. Its an alias w/envelope.

I just didn't expect it with the first response.  Why the fuck does everyone have to be so sensitive on these boards?  Fucking A.....lighten up and have some fun for petes sake.

Daymn.

A few years ago I had 2 providers swap my cum. It was surreal. I got the idea from porn as well..

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And don't let her fool you with her prude hooker act. She takes a facial like a champ.

And if I could suck my own dick, I would too!

What you get from her is a measure of realty, and these boards SHOULD  be where reality is separated from the fantasy.

I can guarantee that most providers that you've seen don't want your cum in their mouths.  But they'll do CIM for a price.  THAT'S the nature of this business.  You are BUYING the fantasy, the provider is NOT  "sharing" it with you.

Most of her posts track what I've heard from providers when the curtains have been pulled back.

So enjoy her presence as a window to Realty, and then put it out of your mind the next time you drop the envelope for the fantasy.

Sure why not but only if it was a mutual exchange.
There are lots of ways to sweeten it up by what you eat.
Just remember .... pineapple juice is your friend!

simple..judgmental and opinionated..a lethal mixture..where is hotpants when we need her [him ]..

Are you trying to turn this thread into "Is my dick big enough"?  

If SS had a site that was titled "Edrienne Cole" with similar reviews attached, they wouldn't be attacking her credibility.  More likely they'd be posting the "I love you" shit!

It's VERY refreshing to have gals like SS and Zoe Piers posting these days.  And even though Zoe tends to show her "marketing" side on her posts, she has NEVER bailed on a thread when questioned about it.  And now Saturn has explained on MANY MANY occasions why she is here and what her interests are.

I was an early antagonist of Saturns, but she has met every challenge on justifying why she prefers to post without reviews, and I have no issues with it.  Same with hotplants...many may NOT like what she has to say, but she never backs down from a challenge.  Nor does Saturn.

I think Saturn made a comment a day or so ago...she just wants this to be like hanging out at the bar and babbling bullshit.  But she apparently scares some with her wit and candor.

Too bad for those that can't handle the truth.  How many are also fearful of London's frankness?  Oh..she has her reviews attached, so that somehow makes a difference.  

I guess the "guys" would rather just live in the fantasy 24/7/365.  No problems there either.  Just don't click on a post of a gal who tells it like it is.

It's more about body flexibility than size of the unit!
(neither of which I possess!)

i love drama..

but you kept eerily silent on the ChiTown thread YOU started (link attached).

Or are you just more mesmerized to watch?

If we ever cross paths, I owe you a beverage of your choice...

An inside source...sure can't discount that.

And seriously...aside from YOU and a couple of other homophobes...who the fuck cares?

I'll say it again...if hotplants (or Saturn) was in reality Edrienne Cole and had her site and reviews posted you wouldn't be on this "crusade" to out them.

And in outing them what in the hell are you looking to accomplish?  They don't belong posting on a fuck board?  Then why are you allowed to post?  Because you posted a few reviews?  How many of those are real?  Are any of them real?  Frankly, that isn't important if your posts make sense, and folks want to play with you.

As long as they are NOT a threat to the community...get off the crusade.  There are plenty of folks here that are indeed threats.  Do some research and come up with "facts" and not your drivel from Mel Gibson (Conspiracy Theory)...who is also a bigot BTW!!!

Be on the boards at all rather than what her posts actually say.  It's that kind of thinking that ruined the board to begin with.

..Curly? .... I can curl up pretty good

Sorry...couldn't resist.  

Start talking snowballing and now your talking.

By posting using an alias she is eliminating the need to kiss ass here and is free to speak her mind without fear of losing business. Seems like a smart move to me.  The GD board is not a place where providers have to market themselves (though God knows many of them try).   She's entitled to express an opinion and that's just what she's doing. What's the big deal if she's GFE or not?

I enjoy cum if it is straight from the tap, not much for drinking it or licking it up in other locations.

As for snowballing -  I am happy to share whenever a guy requests it.

Do you think that is wide enough?

Drop your dick and get over yourself.

Bitches.

You are so right. I am opinionated. Yes. I am a woman who has opinions. And, in the case of some of the posters around here--you bet yer ass I'm judgmental.

And, I have absolutely no motivation to cushion my opinions to spare your ego. Sorry.

If you think that is a lethal mixture? That says a hell of a lot more about you than it does about me.

She has a right to speak her mind, just like everyone else has their rights. I can care less if that's her preference. However, in my personal life, all of the girls I've been with allow me to cum in their mouth because they enjoy it, just like I enjoy their cum when they squirt their juices all over my face.

I embrace everything about a women, and I appreciate everything they have to offer, and they do the same towards me. If you are a women, why not embrace your man so he can achieve his ultimate satisfaction?

As with any other people, once you've seen them a few times, a person sooner or later would want to know a bit more about him or her, and that is why I asked for your identity, because I wanted to know more about you as a person. Some of the other hobbyist have already asked her who she was, and I didn't read that thread, so, I had to asked her for myself.

About the reality versus fantasy thing, me cumming in a girls mouth is my reality. Like I mentioned previously, in all of my personal relationships, all of my SO allowed me to CIM. Some have swallowed and said yum. Saturnsky stated that we understand why a lady refuses to have cum in their mouths. I do not understand why that may be, and that is why I asked if she was GFE or not. Possibly she could have elaborated it a bit more by saying she didn't like the taste or something.

Anyhow, you are more than free to speak your mind. I am here for the entertainment value just like the next guy. However, not allowing a guy to cum in your mouth does leave him a desire for wanting more. I would rather marry a women that allows me to maximize my fullest potential than a girl that limits herself to satisfy me. As a man, I don't mind making sacrifices for a women, and the same should be said for a women.


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Reviews are reviews. Discussions are discussions. I can write reviews without having a discussion. I can have a discussion without writing reviews. I can do either, or both.

Some of you guys really need to pull your hobbyist heads out of your hobbyist asses.

but, with someone else's???? Not so sure!

But, maybe it's just a girl thing! lol.

To each their own!  As long as their are having a good time

you seem to view my posts with great interest..you dissect every word i say..this can only mean one of two things..one..you hate my guts with an intensity beyond belief..or..two..you want me..assuming of course you are a woman..which some of us doubt..revenge is sweet..right hotty?

...to establish credibility. How else would you do it in this business?  The only other way is if someone is a UTR. and someone can vouch for a provider - someone who has credibility.  And no one has yet come forward and vouched for SS - at least no one credible.

So in order to be GFE you have to let a man spooge on your face? Well that's news to me.

For the last time, I do not have to PROVE anything to anyone.  If a lady has to prove to you lot...a handful of hardcore hobbyists who I am , then let the mods/admin make it a rule and get rid of me. Until then, I have the choice to to as I please and that means UTR.

I am sorry but I just can't see what the issue is with a handful of grumpy, surly men who I would not see anyway. I have no agenda other than to join the discussion. I am not interested in marketing to anyone here but do enjoy conversing. What is so bad about that?

Or is it you have to know who I am so you can pick me to pieces when I say something you don't like...attack my images, my service ets? You I take that away from you and you flip out. I have absolute credibility with my clients and myself in what I do and how I conduct myself...that's what matters. not the sour opinions of a few hobbyists on a fuck board.

Have a nice day if that's at all possible.

I thought my post was quite clear on my "understanding" of CIM.

If you or any other gals don't allow CIM...no problems for me.  It's also NOT a deal killer in whether I would see a gal for one hour or two years.  BUT, to some fellas it is...so be it.

Some gals (or so I've been told by them) absolutely LOVE CIM...and they have NO reasons to make that shit up for my benefit.  While other gals (or so I've been told) won't even consider it...they HATE it.

But in this little corner of the world...there are options for those who seek CIM.  Are those that offer it only doing it for bucks?  Honestly...I don't care.  I only care if gals are bi for bucks...then it would matter to me if I wanted a double.

Or at least my version of it does not. It is your fantasy and unless you want me to throw up all over you (taste and texture) I am going to stick to what is comfortable for me. Not all women love CIM and not all women will do it for money.

But some hobbyists feel that if they like it, it has to be part of the general menu system. My clients don't require it and if they did they are more than welcome to find someone who will do it. What's next Greek as a GFE menu item, and for those guys who love Greek I am sure they wish it was...that's why there are some women who do x and others who do y and then others who do both. You just find who does what you like and leave the others alone to cater to those men who don't like what you like.

See that's why I have a problem with some board guys...it's this I like it, so everyone should and every escort has to do it.

I embrace my clients to the very best of my ability and they seem to love it...they keep coming back and I have some guys who I have been seeing for over 6 years. I may not offer every menu item but there is way more to me than that. So i guess these guys appreciate my other qualities, qualities that some of you on here don't care about...and it's fine that your focus is on menu items. But not every man walking this earth that see hookers think the way you do and not every hooker has to provide every menu time you think they should. That's the mentality that is so bewildering to me.

It's all about taste and texture. If f a guy has tasted it and is not fond of it, then I was asking if he understood if she was not fond of the taste smell or texture. You know..empathy.

Alrighty then...you'll have to buy the next round

Apparently I don't rate my own personalized reply anymore!

But yea...I did see that post

I'm just joking. You are right, GFE does not include CIM, some do it, while others don't.

Some people misinterpret my reply. I simply asked for you identity because I wanted to see if you were a provider or not, what's wrong with that? From the replies, I see that others have already asked for your identity.

Anyhow, no one is forcing you to do anything you don't want to do. Do what makes you feel comfortable. Take care.

I thought saying something twice might rankle someone so I erred on the side of caution.

but know that you're not the only one that some folks are bothered by.

But since neither of us really cares if it rankles the inmates...I'm still holding you to the next round.

Nice try on getting out of that

There, so, you explained yourself. Great. Doesn't it make sense to asked for information on a person once you've seen them a few times? Its only natural to do so, correct? You stated that you are a provider, so, I wanted to see if you have reviews to show that you are a provider, hence the credibility.

I'm not sure how my thread was sour? I simply asked for your identity. Anyhow, I live a very happy lifestyle, and I'm far from being grumpy. Continue to post what you want to post pumpkin.

Feel free to elaborate on your thread instead of a one word response. You should also avoid the name calling to, you are talking to a grown man.

If you want to leave ignorant comments like that, then do it on youtube, facebook, or tweeter, not here.

WTF difference does it make what sexual orientation anyone is?  

To a homphobe as yourself...are you also a skinhead?

It wasn't long ago that many many posters ridiculed you relentlessly.  And you cleaned up your posts...thankfully!!

And now you're posting a hate message.

My contribution on this board is merely to take part in the festivities and share. I will tell you one thing, if spooge had a silky smooth consistency and  tasted like chocolate, I'd be 600 pounds by now and doing it for free...

Like I said, I have inside source that this person is a transvestite. He or she can be what they want to be. I can care less. I'm just stating my inside source. There is no need to label me as a bigot. Can't I tell the truth anymore?

Hey, if you want to see transvestite, that's your business, and I'm not discriminating or judging you differently. Do what please you. Take care.

If that were true and it's not, if she was a he, he could always take off that dress but with that hateful bigoted attitude, you will always continue to act like a jerkish a**hole. I suppose you poke fun at physically challenged people too. Do you also tip people out of wheelchairs just for fun?

To me, my own semen is like acid. I want to get it out of me bad but I don't want to touch it, at all. . Feels great coming out, but after that, I don't want anything to do with it.

You can prove 100% that this info is correct before you decided to post it here? What if I had it on good authority you suck cock and CIMNQNS and you have a little side gig going in the gay area of your town. I can't prove it but my source says it's true, so I figured I could,post it publicly.

McD has reviews...lots of them.  That makes him legit.

No one lies on here...and I'm sure that every one of his reviews is legit.  And that allows him to post with authority...he's a veteran player...he say's so!

If you're up for a laugh...just go and search this GD board for his earliest posts.  The guys a disaster.

And then we can start a thread on "taking a shit at a providers apartment"....He's an authority on that!!

If Edrienne Cole got out of line, you think I won't say something? I don't care how prestige's a person is, or what they've accomplished. You think a person's status make them immune to criticism?

Take a look at my reviews bro, look at how many TOFTT I've had, and all of the reviews that followed. Don't be hatting cause I got the luxury to see girls whenever I want bro.

Bro, I got a life, and I'm off doing it. Hehe.

That's my comments on the prior post going right over your pea-sized brain (sorry DC...I like that analogy).

How in the hell did hotplants, Saturn or any other gal posting without their reviews "get out of line"?  Because YOU are so homophobic that you're worried that a gal can outwit you?  I got news for you McD...a 4 year old can outwit you!

And you can say you see "luxury girls"....you wouldn't lie now, would you?

Now get back in that kitchen and make up my "super sized fries" and shake.  I'm suddenly hungry!

YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID

Now where the hell are my fries and shake?

Isn't it about time to see another gal so you can write another review?  Since you somehow equate that with posting values.

Any more updates from your "sources"?  Seems like now your making another with your post here.  I'm sure this is another of your "facts"  LOL

Here's how YOUR facts work McD     1 + 1 = 3

And I'm sure you can get some CPA to certify that fact!

You've already told us that you have no qualms with that.

But you should ask YOUR reliable source if I have taken a dump at a provider's incall.  I'm sure they'll know  LOL

Where the hell are my fries and shake...I'm really getting hungry

Hey...any Happy Meals still available today?

What is I believe is known as snowballing can be very hot —depending on mood, chemistry and circumstances.  Some of my fondest sexual experiences, with both providers and "civilians," have involved deep kissing right after I've come in the woman's mouth.  It has usually been an unplanned, spontaneous response on my part, and the women have all seemed to enjoy it.

Yet I can see why some people wouldn't care for this —even those who aren't cumphobic.  There have even been occasions when I've tried it and found it unpleasant, even yucky, including one time when I started to lick some off the breasts of a woman on whom I'd just come.  Go figure.

I think it's best when it's a thing of the moment, and when it occurs via direct transfer.  The licking off tits or other body parts method could produce subtle chemical changes that might make the experience unappealing.

Note that the version depicted in the Wikipedia article linked below wouldn't appeal to me, nor would the somewhat dominant approach described in the porn video in the original post.  But, as someone said, YMMV [By the way, that sounds like what someone might say with their mouth full, doesn't it?].

HOLY SHIT BATMAN...this thread was fun..we need more like this..i actually forgot what the OP originally asked..he probably doesnt care by now..

And before any of you tell me about how much fruit you eat and pineapple juice you drink, it still tastes nothing like a fkin banana split lol. When that day comes, maybe I will swallow the shit but until then, it gets the sink.

No broplem brother, use it anytime.  LOL

Of course.  I love when a women licks and playing with my cu
Why wouldn't we like it.  I once had a women as me to open my mouth and after she room my load spit some in my mouth.  I thought it was fucking HOT.  I even sometimes taste my own cum when I run one out.  Just to make sure it tastes good.  We expect women to taste it right???

Oh, wait a second,  I don't have any reviews and I moderated this board for over a year. I guess I don't have any credibility either.

Now I wouldn't book a session with SS without a web presence and/or reivews, but she isn't asking anyone to book with her, she is simply posting her OPINION, from her perspective, why do so many of you have a problem with that?

I think guys are just scared that SS might actually be some super hot provider that they have been wanting to fuck, and now they are scared they might offend her and she might not want to take their money. Or they are hoping that she is really some fat cow that they can offend with out any worries. Either way, I think it's pathetic.

and come back to see that your "inside source" has revealed to you that I am a transvestite?

That really is hysterical. Yep. You got me.

I think you mean dyke, luv. Or, maybe meanie dick-biting dyke? But....po_ta_to, po_taw_to.....

carry on MD...

I only bite when asked nicely.

Or, around here, only when asked for.....