I was probably being called to the dinner table from the TV.
Was the term even invented yet?
I certainly remember learning of soixante neuf in the eighth grade, and that was in 1962. Unfortunately it was a few years before I had the experience.
I am really, REALLY good at BJ's at this point. Like people sending me texts to say they are still thinking about the BJ from the other night because it was the best they ever had, good. But 69??? It's like oral sex version of Chinese water torture! I spend the whole time worrying about accidentially grazing their frenulum with the underside of my front top teeth and feeling resentful that I am going to end up giving half the donation to my chiropractor!
Not to be mean, but the only people who insist on 69 are usually old dudes and the occasional younger guy who who has watched too much retro porn. Almost everyone woman I have ever talked to, except one, HATES 69. As I like to say, it's two people doing two good things, really badly, AT THE SAME TIME!
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