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One armed push-ups on an unstable surface combined with deep-throating? Fuck that shit.
HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil 537 reads
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I am really, REALLY good at BJ's at this point. Like people sending me texts to say they are still thinking about the BJ from the other night because it was the best they ever had, good. But 69??? It's like oral sex version of Chinese water torture! I spend the whole time worrying about accidentially grazing their frenulum with the underside of my front top teeth and feeling resentful that I am going to end up giving half the donation to my chiropractor!

Not to be mean, but the only people who insist on 69 are usually old dudes and the occasional younger guy who who has watched too much retro porn. Almost everyone woman I have ever talked to, except one, HATES 69. As I like to say, it's two people doing two good things, really badly, AT THE SAME TIME!

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LunaNYC1991 reads

Go find your local Provider and enjoy!

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JackDunphy508 reads

I am not a big fan of "local" hookers.

Nice threAD though.

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bonordonor639 reads

didn't realize it was a holiday, but it sure felt like one:-)

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mrfisher552 reads

I was probably being called to the dinner table from the TV.

Was the term even invented yet?

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Lickulots561 reads

Posted By: mrfisher
I was probably being called to the dinner table from the TV.

Was the term even invented yet?

I certainly remember learning of soixante neuf in the eighth grade, and that was in 1962.  Unfortunately it was a few years before I had the experience.

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Posted By: mrfisher
I was probably being called to the dinner table from the TV.

Was the term even invented yet?

On June 9, 1969 I was probably doing a 69 with my ex and, yes, the term had been invented by then. It was probably invented in the 1600's.

Every generation thinks they discovered sex. ;)

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ZoePiers608 reads

I do it with very few and very rarely.  

Miss P.

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1705218525 reads

I did just that today but June 9th didn't even occur to me.

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Fancy8888622 reads

Enjoy.  Someone call me lets enjoy!

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HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil538 reads

I am really, REALLY good at BJ's at this point. Like people sending me texts to say they are still thinking about the BJ from the other night because it was the best they ever had, good. But 69??? It's like oral sex version of Chinese water torture! I spend the whole time worrying about accidentially grazing their frenulum with the underside of my front top teeth and feeling resentful that I am going to end up giving half the donation to my chiropractor!

Not to be mean, but the only people who insist on 69 are usually old dudes and the occasional younger guy who who has watched too much retro porn. Almost everyone woman I have ever talked to, except one, HATES 69. As I like to say, it's two people doing two good things, really badly, AT THE SAME TIME!

-- Modified on 6/15/2014 12:57:17 AM

Related Link: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenulum_of_prepuce_of_penis

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