The last 2 providers I have been with have made the same aforementioned comment regarding the size of my ------.  Now like most guys I would like to think that I am above average.  Previous girlfriends have always commented on this but I never believed it.  Women know that's one way to get a guy to perform in bed.  (IMO)

So my question is for the ladies and guys:

Ladies:  Do you comment that a guy is bigger when he really is not to get him to perform?

Guys:  Have you run into the same scenario?  and thought to yourself she is blowing up my head (literally and figuratively?)

Yeah, a lot of them say that--

You're big.

You made me come.

You're so thick.

You're handsome.

I could really feel you coming...I like that feeling o fyou coming inside me(or something to that effect... two different providers made the same comment)

It's probably in some unwritten training manual that one girl passes to another...or they just know how to flatter a man.  I don't know about your individual situation...maybe, you are big.  But, keep in mind their job is to make you feel good...and I do keep hearing the same lines so I'm guessing it's in some training manual or some oral tradition that gets passed town to town so that us poor suckers fall for it and think "dam I'm handsome and huge"...I think i'll go back and see her.

Measure yourself fully "excited".  If you are more than 5-6 inches, then you are above average.

But not about length.
They related to the amount of 'coffee' spilt. Now, I'm no Peter North (although I did find out my girth is similar to his), but apparently the amount of coffee is noticably above the norm. Being with ladies who like to imbibe coffee (good to the last drop) it was a bit of an ego boost. I do try to eat/drink healthy. Never thought they were trying to 'build me up'.

Length never concerned me since 6+ inches is good enough to reach every part of a woman's "bits" that need stimulation. No need to worry about pounding her cervix into submission. All positions are on the menu to where I can enter fully even if she is under 5'3".

...with me, they are usually turning red, trying to hold back the laughter!

More deep throating and more invitation to come round the back door.

"Tis an ill wind that blows no good."

Yes, I get that comment.  I always thought it was just to stroke the, er, ego, but the magnum condoms are ever-so much more comfortable.  Perhaps they are making all the regular ones small for the sake of all male egos.  Still, it is nice to hear.

If you go to the store to pick up some condoms, and you know, say, the Trojans regular will fit you, or the Durex extra large, which one are you more apt to pick up? Yep, the ones that make you seem larger. That night, as you are getting amorous with a lady, she sees the package on the night stand and thinks "Wow! Extra large!"  They say the brain is the largest sex organ. Now you've planted a seed (no pun intended!) in her mind that you above average.

I've had several comments that it's "nice."  I wouldn't even mention it except that when it was said recently my reply of thank you must have sounded a bit odd because the lady asked if I thought that it was just provider-speak.  I basically said that I have no idea but certainly one could think it was part of the fantasy/service.  She very astutely pointed out that it is much easier to say nothing.  

So take it as the compliment it is.  Maybe it is also a sign to remind you to be gentle.

This is a funny topic.
I have had two providers break out the magnum condoms for me. I am not that substantial, but oddly enough, I cracked a smile both times.
I am of average proportions, and a few have commented on my size. In my opinion, it was said to make me feel good. Guess what, it works.

That you can't read...

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chances are they are telling you the truth!

I thought it was provider speak initially, but after hearing it from most every one- began to wonder.  Never felt large, but never had anyone to compare to!  

My fav uses a female condom- on me instead of in her- takes out the cervical end plastic ring, lubes me and the condom- closer to real sensation to me, less friction to her.  

If you are like me, length rather than thickness, you've got to be considerate of her cervix!

Until recently I never though of myself as anything but average, in spite of several positive comments, usually about my girth but sometimes also about my length.

A few months ago, I thought I'd try a box of the "large" condoms.  First, much easier to apply, and the overall experience was better.  So I figure, after all, if the darn thing doesn't slip off, I guess I am a large.

Now... is it only me, or does this thread bring a flashback of the OJ Simpson trial?  Something about "If the glove fits...."

I've had it happen several times and wonder how they can say it with a straight face. I figure if regulars fit then I must be pretty average. But, it still sounds nice, and their expressions of surprise and amusement, oh, I mean amazement, is so inflating.

If it's tiny, try to make it bigger.

I've only told two gentlemen "Wow!"  One was so huge, he's DNS.

How about this? The last 2 providers I saw offered me Magnums. (I had never used them myself. They were much more comfortable than the very snug Trojans.) Have you ever been offered Magnums?

When she wants you to video tape her giving you a BBBJ, then you're probably larger than average.

"You have a nice/great/etc. ...". I always reply with, "Thanks. I like it a lot".

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It's like great boobs...
you see a great pair of boobs...
and you say...
"those boobs are goood."
(or super nice, or youthful depending on the reviewer

SO
the rolls reversed.
you have a nice great thick long and wonderful ...er..friend...
than, a compliment is in oder.
If it makes you feel good than take the complement.
And if this is true...why are you not over at my place?

If you're hearing it a lot, congrats. You've got a huge cock. You probably already knew that but are seeking some affirmation.

The odds of all these ladies lying to stroke your ego are slim.

I don't usually throw those comments around (considering I've had the luck to see some amazing cocks...  hehe) but it's possible that some ladies do. I would just suggest that it is unlikely everyone says that to you.

Katie

The grouchy one night stand examines her man- says  "Exactly who do you expect to please with THAT?"

The undaunted guy says......  "ME!"

You know I have received the same type of response from almost every provider. At first I thought OK it's part of her job to make me feel good in every way but after a while I put things together and I realized that may be they are right. So at least for me now when ever I see a new girl or a provider I now know they aren't bluffin LOL
There are little signs you can watch for or quiz them on to tell if they are just talking or if they are serious.

For example one of the first providers I've seen after getting me happy said wow let me see if I have any Magnums with me. And you know what they fit more comfortably then normal ones. I never used anything other then regular size before and thought the super snug fit was how it's supposed to be. After sex we got talking again and she was surprised I was never felt pinched or hurt with using regular condoms.
Another girl was new in business, like her first week new and she was almost ecstatic when I got "happy" she kept saying wow you are the bigest guy I've been with so far. I figured it was utter BS up until her roommate came home and she stopped the BJ & ran out of the room mumbling I gota show her this ... then all I heard was giggles in the hallway. Then seeing her take a "breather" after she mounted up CG and other little things made me realize that may be she wasn't lying At that point I decided to have some fun with her(as in prank) and raised the question of greek. Oh man you guys should have seen her recoil and dismount off me. I thought she was gona bolt for the door She was like no way not that with that thing LOL