While on the East Coast this past December I had a similar experience with a bi female couple.  Only my second threesome.  

when my (now ex) wife showed up a few minutes before my date did.

I was setting up a double with one petite lady and one who was close to 6 ft tall. I was curious exactly how tall the second lady was, so I asked petite lady.

Also a double... It was supposed to be a s/m session, me and another lady tagteaming the guy in question-
We show up at his place, he let's us in w/o saying a word, and once the door is closed, he stammers while holding himself and looking at the ground, "Women are always treating me like their little bitch."
No problemo, right?
Then..... he says "I only have ten dollars."
No. Fucking. Joke.
 For real. I started to get pissed then I realized what was happening- this was his thing, and he probably did it on the regular.
I still chuckle about it to this day.

I'm sure you and Bentley will have a few more clicks on your profiles as a result.

I heard and saw he was enjoying it immensely. I am not one that's big on dirty talk but I just had to say something naughty. I freed up my mouth and opened it to say something and let out a big burp lol. He didn't hear me as he was ahem distracted but I just went back immediately to busying my mouth and there was a great ending (for both of us!) wink wink lol

We were both enjoying a slow sensual DEEP stroking in mish, when I inadvertently slipped completely out during a lengthy upstroke. She said, "Oops."  I responded, " Sorry, I thought I was longer."  She started giggling which bought us both to uncontrollable laughter. Each time we tried to continue we started laughing hysterically all over again. Needless to say, I could not maintain wood for the rest of the session, which made that the only time I didn't cum seeing a provider. The next time I saw her a few days later she asked me if I wanted to "measure" anything before we started and we laughed again, briefly, but not long enough to affect my ability to perform.

A couple years ago I was cycling quite a bit. I had an afternoon appointment with what turned out to be my atf. I  did a 70 mile ride that morning and I  guess my hydration want good. Everytime I  tried to something do something with her, especially doggie, my quads in both legs had massive cramps. At one point I fell off the bed. Obviously it wasnt a great time but luckily I saw her srveral times later.

…as I’ve read too much of the opposite on these boards.

And yet somehow I'm just not very interested, especially for a 3some with a not really bi provider.

I always thought it would be fun to have a nice, long session with a lady or two taking turns sharing our favorite porn videos and then acting them out.

I had arranged a double with a VERY submissive provider and a "wing woman" to assist.    A butt plug was put into the sub.   She lost it once and a larger one was installed... she really didn't want the next larger one... so by gosh she kept it in while we indulged in all sorts of activities using her in all sorts of ways over about 2 hours.  When it came time for her to submit her ass - I bent her over and slowly began to remove the plug ...

You could have gotten defensive but instead you stayed positive.    We need more of that in this world.

1. You don't include Bisexual or Couples Friendly on your P411 profile
2. You list only Men (no couples) on Eros
3. There is no mention of couples (or women) as potential clients on your site, or any of your sites.  

She had an orange bikini that she wore for a few of the photos on her site, with her tanned skin she looked amazing in orange, so I requested that she wear this orange bikini for me.

...we were engaged in extended oral play, first me, then her.

a fat, bald guy with a towel around his waist opened the door ... I think he was as surprised as I was. Perhaps waiting for "company"?

Wonderful reply.

There are four reviews of Lexi Lee and Marie Bentley Marie as a duo here at TER:

Plenty of us guys have no idea if the women are really into it or just great actresses. We are in the heat of the moment and can be easily deceived with a good choreographed performance. I enjoy duos from time to time and unless a provider indicates that she will also see couples or women she is probably gay for pay. Plenty of guys won't care either way but if I'm spending twice the cash for twice the women, then they'd better be for real. I don't think that the OP is, and she should state as such.

Was taking a four-hands massage with one lady being new, and she didn't speak hardly at all.  After the flip as things heated up and I got close she started moaning like when Forrest Gump made fun of the principal!

while switching positions, she was on top of me when we hit the floor and security was at the door moments later...

Had a little cutie over for the second time and she swallows my load but ....... it goes down the wrong pipe . She chokes , gags and tries to contain herself but it was a tough outing after that . Never saw her again unfortunately .

....and that list of missing customer options is very telling. It's pretty ridiculous to claim to be really bi and not be willing to entertain women or at least couples. And many MANY providers who are not girl-friendly use duo's to get the "really bi" tag line so that they can increase their score potential. Personally I would love to see that done away with for good. It is so easily abused as to render it useless for women like me who are searching for women-loving-women only to find these actresses who freak out when asked if they entertain women clients. But yet their profile here proudly touts them as "really bi". It's total bullshit and a waste of my time and energy to continually have to weed them out of contention.

Did you look at the reviews that I linked? If you don't believe the reviews, why are you here?

Yes I did look at those reviews. So what? They didn't change my mind d about anything. If there is one thing in reviews that I take with a grain of salt it's when it concerns duos. For accurate doubles compatibility I look strictly at the providers sites. That will tell me alot more than some gullible dude's review of it. I don't care if a provider had 100 doubles reviews if she gives no indication on her personal site that she's really into the experience.
Add to this the fact that she hasn't replied to my questions is a further indicator of her misleading advertising.

Then we walked to the wrong side of Beale Street. This guy looks like money, and he wanted to keep walking to see the Coyote Ugly place. I was like oh honey no, let's get out of here like right meow.  

Stopped at the bank, withdrew the cash, put it into one of the bank deposit envelopes provided by the bank, folded the envelope in half and put it in my back pocket.  Got to the room, laid the folded envelope down on the night stand and laid down on my back while my provider went to work on me orally.  I had my eyes closed enjoying the moment when she finally popped her head up, said, "Is it hot in here?" Then screamed.  She had put a candle out on the nightstand and the money filled envelope had slowly unfolded itself and caught fire.  Luckily we were able to put the fire out before the bills were half consumed and I was able to turn them into the bank and get the cash replaced.

provider to the city I was visiiting. She was traveling out-of-state a few days before our appointment and said she would text me when she landed at the airport. She sent the text and I gave her the room number (hotel name and address given by email a few days previous).

...............   and nobody is interested if an alias is not interested in nothing.

.. to sound like you know something on a fuck board.

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Her silence on the issue is deafening and very telling.

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Ignorant

You must be a Trump fan, what with your "alt facts"!
Lol!