The full Moon must still going strong.

Saw this guy few months back, normal session but he seemed a bit aloof and edgy so I decided to put him on my DNS phone list.

I made a wrong entry, missed a number, soooo...he calls and goes "remember me? I saw you few months ago and blah blah blah".

I said, tell me more, so I can search my memory...then it did hit me when he said "well, I told you I have a VAST toy collection, but unusual stuff. Can I bring my POWER SAWS today?"

lololololol I said, NO THANKS and politely hanged up on him.

I saw a lady a while back.

I usually bring a gym bag to appointments. It contains nothing in particular.

But sometimes providers are curious about what is in the bag.

So the lady asked me.

I immediately told her, totally straight-faced: "Whips and chains."

It took her a couple of beats to catch that I was kidding and she smartly responded with a smile: "Not for a first session!"

Maybe he wasn't REALLY planning to bring power saws. LOL

A date asked him if he had cable at home.

He said, "No, but my ropes and chains should suffice nicely."

My favorite Emo-ism was "There's nothing like a big pot of hot, steaming coffee. I'm just not right until that first enema of the day --"

that there wouldn't be any OSP family pictures offered to the general boards. DAMMIT!!!! My DAD was having a bad day.!!!!!!!


Or are those Fuzzy's family pics???
Our families look so much alike. LMAO