If you knew that your time on this earth was close to over and you could reach out to ONLY one special provider, or ladies to ONLY one special client with one last message, who would that be and what would you want to say?

Lay it on us. What did you do? Too many emails? Did you reach the dreaded "Stage 5 Clinger" Status? Get upset at her for fucking other johns? Stalker? What? Time for you to come clean.

made you apologize for any words or actions that caused her hurt. I never really thought about it until now. There is this one lovely hooker that I would ask to...

and that most likely she had to remove him from her life and that in spite of that he still carries a torch for her.

I'm a believer in giving roses while people are still alive.  So with my ATF for example, I've told her what knowing her has meant to me and what I think of her.  She knows I appreciate her, beyond what's in the envelopes I give her, and how I've enjoyed the time we've spent together.  And she's told me what she thinks of me (at least, I think she has... who really knows, right?).

We have feelings you know...

"Thank fucking God I finally got that fucking loser out of my life"

I hate dog piles...

that when I posted this that 90% of the responses would come from the usual "experts" using their alias' and who live for posts like this so they can have their daily fun.  You're welcome!  

I, for one, was thrilled to be the object of your "love and desire" - even if just for a few hours!

Well said Tri and MiMi, looks like "Team Piranha" got a lotta egg on their faces this morning. At the same time the man effortlessly complimented the faithfully Altruistic.
 First the "Set-up" then the "Sting"  Newman & Redford couldn`t have done it better. Only thing different was that Tri was talking from his heart. You were the ones who misinterpreted, like takin' candy from a baby.

I happen to think it's quite a beautiful thing when 2 passionate souls are able to bridge that gap and form a deeper connection here on a level unknown to some.  

Dear Minnie:  If you are posting, you are not silent.  Strike One.
Your new name is really classy, but would have been snappier if you put an "e" at the end, a la Dylan_Yorke. Like you did before.  I know we were all impressed then.

and Jake you forgot something, besides adding an "e" at the end, she also needs to add a "BSC" at the beginning.

HaHaHa. That's because for the majority of us, there is no deep feelings of love when we have to pay the woman we desire to spend time with us. I'm sure working girls are thrilled when a guy pays them hundreds, or over a thousand dollars to allow him to love and desire them for a few hours! That statement made me laugh out loud. Awwww, you're my boo...I'll stay the whole night and take a shower with you tomorrow morning for another grand! That's so sweet HaHaHa

...shouldn't there be a BSC pull down on the profile? LOL

You would have to remove a dozen or so past handles to get down to just two! You have so many that JLS cant even keep count! LOL

It reads as if it was written by "RogerThat" lol

"He" wasn't sure if they met by "fluke", "fate" or "luck" and wrote "oddly enough" twice and that was just in the first two sentences! LMAO!

I love this question. It's obvious that not everyone gets the point. Self-reflection is a somewhat rare (and very attractive) trait

Sweet, real sweet Vix, Sure made a lot of sense to me. Thank you for your perceptions. I too echo your sentiments.
Mr. Rock was just reflecting his  feelings for the lady provider he is involved with. The Eclipse was just a catalyst for him to do that. Doesn`t surprise me that many totally missed that. The support post from the lovely MiMi was the cherry on the sunday.

But from the bit I read I don't think Minnie wrote it.  Try as she might to hide her writing style, even she couldn't write that badly.  But, who knows, maybe she took a creative writing course at JDU?

It's pretty fucking obvious to most of us that he was only "involved with her" in his deluded imagination, and any trick who admits he "hurt" a hooker, even only in his imagination, is definitely a stage five clinger who should be avoided at all costs.

I have had several "real" relationships with hookers over the years, but never did it occur to me to come on a public board like TER to apologize to any of them for any "words or actions" I did to hurt them. If his relationship was anything more than a sappy delusion he'd be saying these words to her directly, not on a fuck board "semi anonymously"

Don't you have enough on your plate with being in love with your hooker, mistreating her in some way, going public to apologize and state your "feelings" for her and then whining about how bad the board treated you when you posted this sappy and delusional thread?

We at JDU call it the "Logan's Run" rule.

The eclipse has passed, but the evidence of just how lame you are remains.

You are - by far - the most irrationally emotional poster on this board.  Do you feel in some way challenged when someone else has an irrational emotion?  Why are you so emotional about other peoples emotions?

I have not even begun to laugh at this guy. Notice how the loser wants to close the thread. I hope they don't delete anything. People need to see how delusional some tricks can get.

Just saying...

and I mean both your argument about me being "emotional" and the OP not being an obvious "love sick john"

I haven't found him to be particularly irrational -- rather he is unnecessarily mean just for the fun of it.  This apparently motivates him to invent at length detailed scenarios on the flimsiest of pretexts.  Sort of like the late US president, Lyndon Johnson, who had his campaign spread rumors that his opponent fucked barnyard animals.  Said Johnson, "I know it's not true, but let's make the son of a bitch deny it."

The last I checked, JDU didn't have a short bus. lol

I don't think I've EVER seen someone dumb enough to pronounce his thread was now closed. This clown is beyond help.

He's just irrational.  You should see the irrational crap he spews on the P&R Board. LMAO!

Arguing on a whoreboard seems like a waste of time and oomph.  Fortunately, no one is required to participate - so I didn't bother to read your very wordy and surely devastating rebuke.  *cough*   Your posts are so repetitive that I have no fear of missing out on anything of interest.  

And YOU are going to call ANYONE here "irrationally emotional?" LOL

PS.  Y'all need to step up your insult game if you want me to play.

You are about as delusional as the OP so you two are a perfect match. LOL

Think as you may, I have never and will never write a review. You will all believe what you want to believe at the end of the day. Makes no difference to me.  

Roger that. lol

Quite the moralist with your latest persona, aren't you? LOL

Our Minnie knows everything, you know....
Especially how to do THIS....

If you bought me my horse (and property to go with the magnificent creature) I promise I'd love you forever. But I can't promise I'd love you more than him. He's quite the stud. Maybe I should put him on my wishlist lol. What do ya think?