The old farts that don't know where they are have an over 60 board.  

are you planning to use this after you over stay a visit?

why i just thought----------

so thats my husbands problem hehe

the Kindergarten Board, where you and your Junior High School buddies can throw poop at each other.

not that i'm complaining any...

The question is: is it sex or is it memory-ex?
I'd be concerned if I were you since one of the symptoms of Alzheimer's is time and spatial disorientation.  I hope for your sake it's sex-induced disorientation.

and you are married.   At least it would be the truth when you claim you can't remember!   I see a wave of this rare condition in the future by men with their pants around their ankles.  
Lost & Found:  Man found wandering a hotel with no memory of how he got there!