...I get a lot of junk mail soliciting charitable donations.  If you do too, you can use the return envelopes for the provider's donation and if you're busted, you can say say:  "But Officer, I was just making a donation to her favorite charity" - the American Cancer Society/ASPCA/Environmental Defense Fund (or in JackDunphy's case, he'd use an envelope from the NRA).

... address it to her (by her stage name) at the hotel where you're meeting her – ZIP code and all. When you place the envelope, advise her not to open it until you're ready to leave. If you're busted during the main event, there's no ready proof that you're paying for anything. After all, no one but the addressee can legally open that envelope, can they?

..."hooker" name, it's addressed to a third party not involved in the sexual act.  If the cops want to open the letter, they'd probably have to get a warrant.  That wouldn't be a sure thing - they can't prove whose envelope it is; maybe it was the woman's money to begin with.  And it might be too much trouble to go to try and get a warrant just to bust one provider and her trick.

That is, that having the money in an envelope will somehow give them some sort of defense?

you can see how opinion on this subject has evolved, Ten years ago people wanted to run me off the board for daring to skip the all important "unsealed envelope" I was called an idiot, misogynistic, disrespectful and wildly irresponsible. A decade later it appears that most of the board has finally come around to my way of thinking.

...says on her website that she wants it that way.  Some also do it because it seems "classy" and makes them feel like they're not paying for sex if no one actually sees the Benjies.

...THE ARCHIVIST!!

I appreciate the envelope. It's not about actual security from illegality. It's all about preserving the fantasy.  

Yes, I ask that my gentlemen have it in an envelope.    Most do this, but not all.   Actually, most of my longtime friends do not and I've never asked that they start.  

I usually include a blank Greeting Card.

it pays for parking. LOL.

Some years ago, I was scheduled to meet a gal while vacationing in San Francisco.  

...a synagogue, why don't you go into a Catholic church and take a votive candle?  Put a drop of vanilla in it and voila, you'll have a scented candle!

To respond to somebody's opinion WITHOUT uncalled and unprovoked classless attack and insult?

Why should this be an issue to start with? Does it kill anyone to honor a provider's wish if it costs close to nothing and takes so little effort? If that's all it takes to build good will I couldn't care less if her request makes any sense or not nor for whatever reason.

You do know that Debbie and I are friends, don't you?

Anyone who has followed this posters "thoughts" on this board knows he's a complete moron who embarrasses himself every time he posts.
More like Buttfire.

You actually wrote a post I agree with.  Satan must be practicing his slap shot in Hell.

Oh, never mind, that's some other guy who seems to have disappeared.

Use a money order made out to CASH. If anyone asks, it’s a donation to the Charitable Association for the Severely Handicapped.

It is somewhat classy to just have the guy leave it there and not talk about it or count money in front of you.

Couldn't you take out the envelope, place it down and say "Thanks for the tickets(or some other tangible good), I enjoyed it"  

But for no ther reason that it is part of my routine. I count the bennies as I place them in it, I recount them before I leave for the destination or just prior to my final shower before her arrival and then one more time when I arrive before going up or just before she is to arrive. This is probably OCD but it's my system and it works for me, my donation has never been short, not once.

"Please find enclosed my payment in the amount of Four Hundred Dollars ($400) for fashion consulting services on (today's date).  I would like to schedule a second appointment at your convenience.

First time I know of a Cro-Magnon fucktard who can speaks from both holes of his body.

Did you drool on the keyboard from trying to concentrate so hard?
Keep working on your SPOTY run.

All "standard" mailing envelope sizes that fit US bills are wastefully bulky.  
So I use church collection envelopes that are sized just right.