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What makes a provider a GOAT?
QueenBia See my TER Reviews 1684 reads
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1 / 29
inicky46 61 Reviews 65 reads
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2 / 29

Because we're talking about visual preferences and different sexual needs. So every guy's ATF is a GOAT.
Unless you're talking about this one...

hehitshewins 55 reads
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3 / 29

For me, at some point, there is a group of ladies equally hot and equally good in bed. So while these matter, it has to be more than just a beauty who can bang like a champ.

 
A couple of years ago, I went to Nobu Malibu. It was a bucket list item and food was great. But it burned about 1k from my pocket and sushi has it's peak. I have a regular very nice spot I go to in Marina Del Rey that costs about $200. The food is just as good. The service is just as good. The experience is just as good. It's just not called Nobu and in Malibu by the beach. My regular spot is my GOAT because it's amazing and not overpriced because of it's name.

 
So, another criteria is it's not overpriced. If I meet two ladies and everything else is equal, but one charges $700 and another wants $1500, the lesser priced one wins. Mind you, if no $700 lady can match the $1500 lady, I'm not choosing the $700 just because she's cheaper. For a GOAT, looks and performance will always trump the price.

 
And, there is a 3rd criteria, also for me more important than price. In fact, it's the most important in the GOAT discussion. And that is our connection. Does she get me? Is conversation easy? Does the sex feel natural? When we are done, does she cuddle up to me and it feels just right?

QueenBia See my TER Reviews 83 reads
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4 / 29

Thank you for your honest response. I was hoping someone would post this fun 🤩 fact that price plays a huge point in being the greatest. I see a pattern after looking at the providers posted on the OG thread that I created this one to inquire. Thanks! I respect your candor.  

The goat 🐐 photo 😆 your sarcasm it was not necessary.

RespectfulRobert 53 reads
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5 / 29

When it comes to p4p, the usual qualities come to mind pretty quickly i.e. physical attraction, sense of style, skill set, kindness, professionalism, trustworthiness, a fun personality, open mindedness, sexual compatibility, and so on. These are just the obvious attributes however.
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But then there is that elusive something else, that intangible "chemistry" that defies explanation yet feels unmistakable when it's there.  
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When that connection evolves over time through phone convos, texts, emails, and long chats over a great meal, etc it can blossom into something deeper. That’s when a genuine RW friendship can form, one that is both very rare and yet, in my experience, very real and that is what makes a provider a GOAT for me. :)

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 53 reads
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6 / 29

First you denigrate Nobu restaurant in Malibu, then you say there is one just as good in Marina del Rey, but you don't name it.  How do you expect anyone to believe your assessment unless you give them specifics on how they compare and the information on how to find BOTH of them.  What's the name of the Marina del Rey restaurant that you think is just as good?

 
Likewise, you say a $700 provider can be comparable to a $1500 provider, but you don't name ANY providers at either price that support your claim.  Give us an example of a $700 provider that you found to be GOAT material and better than a $1500 provider so we can better understand your conclusory statement that it's possible.  The second question is, how do you know the $1500 provider is not any better than the $700 provider until you have seen both of them?  This is why a lot of your so-called advice is hard to accept because you give us conclusions without any details to support them.  

 
If you don't say why and how you arrived at your conclusion in both of these empty "examples" your post is just noise.   It's like a big, loud dog with no teeth.  Lol

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 59 reads
posted
7 / 29

Were your pants around your ankles?     Don't let the guy who likes his ass licked by dogs see this.   We'll have a 50-foot thread.  Lol

100ProofOfLV See Agency Profile 61 reads
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8 / 29

As simple as that. There is no hard and fax rule. It's open to interpretation.

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 88 reads
posted
9 / 29

I know what makes her a cow...    Time..  :D

team_rocket_qwerty 35 Reviews 76 reads
posted
10 / 29

I think it becomes hard quantifying and defining it. It's like take your top 1% to 5% of your favorite (insert hobby here) and then there's something very special about it. And lots of times it's something special to you and only you (meaning, the client).

gtfo 62 reads
posted
11 / 29

It's called "money." Some of you seem to be looking to a hooker for a girlfriend or wife, which completely defeats the purpose of P4P, imo.

I feel a little sorry for providers that have to deal with wannabe pen-pals and non-stop messaging. I don't keep texting my mechanic after he fixes my car, or my bartender after I leave the bar.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 49 reads
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12 / 29
Lovely Lorena See my TER Reviews 56 reads
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13 / 29

Nice post!!!

Goat is different in everyone's eyes.  I think its consistency of great feedback.

Just my 2 cents
Xo
Lovely lorena

RespectfulRobert 56 reads
posted
14 / 29

Just look at ClownDL trying to text Hehits for free. Ewwwww gross!

cornerrack 3 Reviews 83 reads
posted
15 / 29

Next time passing South on the 5, Make a stop in O'Side and try MATSU

420Smoka4Eva 100 reads
posted
16 / 29

The guy who calls himself Respectful doesn't seem to have a lot of respect for a provider's time and energy. He doesn't seem to respect boundaries either.  
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Posted By: RespectfulRobert

 When that connection evolves over time through phone convos, texts, emails, and long chats over a great meal, etc it can blossom into something deeper. That’s when a genuine RW friendship can form, one that is both very rare and yet, in my experience, very real and that is what makes a provider a GOAT for me. :)
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This is a head scratcher for me. Whenever I call, text or e-mail a provider it is usually just to schedule a date. Conversations are short and quick even if it is a provider I have great rapport with. There is no "catching up" or "connection." We just quickly handle planning, scheduling and logistics. I take this approach because this is the approach many providers have repeatedly asked for and made clear they prefer. During the appointment it is a different story but I recognize that is the time I am actually paying for. There are providers that offer texting packages for clients that want a bit more intimacy and connection. If Robert has entered that type of arrangement than fine, but I don't think that is the case based on how he has talked about it. It must be another thing he doesn't think he should pay for. It just seems like he is constantly trying to forcefully forge a deeper connection with the providers he sees, which is unfortunate. I also feel bad for the providers, who probably feel like they need to put up with it to keep a customer or avoid a bad, retaliatory review. I used to think Robert was a big spender but now I get the feeling he's a boundary pusher. The lack of self-awareness is both funny and concerning. Does Robert really believe these young, hot women he see's want to be friends with some random, old dude? Does he ever think that these women just pretend to go along with his act because he pays them?

Hpygolky 233 Reviews 69 reads
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17 / 29

I go wherever I’m in LA…. But I forgot the name 🤣🤣🤣

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RespectfulRobert 57 reads
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18 / 29

No need for a word salad to tell us that. Spoiler alert: Women also tend to not want to hang around with someone like yourself who is allergic to fun so that totally rules out. lol.  
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But what is really eating at you is obvious...I see hot young women, I actually befriend a few of them over the years, and I genuinely enjoy the lifestyle to its fullest. That would make you 0-3 on all counts lol.  
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Look, If you're going to be THIS jealous, at least try not to broadcast it so loudly. Have some pride, man! But keep reading my reviews! They are like free therapy sessions for the terminally joyless. lol.

hehitshewins 59 reads
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19 / 29

The one in Hunington Beach? Looks good. Love that they also have teppanyaki. The closest one by me is Santa Monica and that's Benihana, which is just okay. I will keep this in mind if I make my way down there, but it is a good 45 minutes to an hour for me. If you happen to be in or near Marina Del Rey, I highly recommend Irori Sushi. Food is amazing. It's also very cool that you sit on the floor. They have holes under the tables where your legs can dangle.

hehitshewins 83 reads
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20 / 29

There's lots of good spots in LA TBH. I have been to a couple I liked in Little Tokyo. I don't remember their names either, lol. Let us know if you remember it. I always like to try new places.

420Smoka4Eva 80 reads
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21 / 29

This is a very funny talking point because I've openly talked about how I have friends who are sex workers and providers. The difference is that I was never their client, just an actual friend. You're being full of shit again, as usual. I'm not surprised. I don't get the feeling you've forged many relationships or friendships with women, outside of the ones that you pay. That's why you easily fall for the delusion and believe these women are your friends. Besides, you can say all you want about how I get along with women, you're the one getting in arguments with providers left and right the past few days.

RespectfulRobert 68 reads
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22 / 29

I know they are damaged due to that girl hurting you. Lol. Your jealousy is now your full time job. I hope someone is paying you for all the attention you have been showing me.lol

420Smoka4Eva 76 reads
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23 / 29

Based on your multiple meltdowns lately it seems like someone has definitely hurt your feelings or bruised your ego lol.

RespectfulRobert 81 reads
posted
24 / 29

Just pushing back on bigots. Sorry that offends you. Lol

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 52 reads
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25 / 29

Why not donate to the same one I do?  It's called "Tempura House" and donations are tax deductible.   It's a shelter for lightly-battered women.  

420Smoka4Eva 61 reads
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26 / 29
snafu929 20 Reviews 60 reads
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27 / 29

is ickydik the one that was into beastiality??   I recall the thread, think it got pulled.  He must have been on a real bender when he admitted to liking the feeling of a dog's tongue in his ass.

inicky46 61 Reviews 62 reads
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28 / 29

Also the aging hooker who claimed she let he small dog lick her pussy. I forget her name but she was mentioned here recently and had a cameo in an early Bond movie that she never let anyone forget about. At some point I think she also admitted sleeping in her car. Not a GOAT.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 51 reads
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29 / 29

The Ian Fleming James Bond movie series and not bond007's (the guy who used to sponsor the L.A. M&G's with Ashley Shye) personal porn collection.  Lol

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