Is this level of detail necessary?
"The feeling of her pussy rubbing the base of my cock, sliding back and forth felt so incredible I could feel my cock swelling inside of her, finally exploding and coming so hard I was literally convulsing from the total release that had been building the entire time."

The other three were miserable experiences in which he went soft for one reason or another. Looks like he needs to learn how to read a review and do his homework, rather than criticizing how other people write theirs. If he'd read more than a few reviews he'd know most of them are over-written and read like "Letters to Penthouse."

Freedom of speech, ask Elon.

"Okay, so I arrive at her hotel, take a giant dump in her toilet (huge), ..."

"It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents—except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness." - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

information if the reviewer had described how the provider reacted to all of this.  Reviews that only give a laundry list of sex positions or describe how the session went ONLY from the reviewer's own point of view have little value for others who are trying to decide whether to see a particular provider or not.  I don't mind reading anecdotal info like this as long as the reviewer also describes with the same specificity what the provider did in response or how she acted or contributed to the experience.  Was she passive or was she enthusiastically engaged in making this happen as the reviewer describes?  We can't tell from this unless there is more that you left out.  Every session has both a physical and social component.  Many reviewers make little mention of the social component and how active the provider was and what she did specifically to ensure a great time for the customer.  From this one phrase, it's possible that the provider was sleeping while this guy was having the time of his life.  We need to hear both sides.  

They inevitably comes across as someone seeking validation from readers that they are indeed Pulitzer prize worthy writers. It's comical.

I have made grave errors in this endeavor and in posting reviews. My post was emotional and a gut response to reading many reviews like that and in part being annoyed with myself.

Some mongers think they are Hemingway. But they aren't even Bulwer-Lyttons.

good advice. I will endeavor to write my reviews in this manner in the future.
what is important is her service and her reaction to you.

I try to write a review that is descriptive of the provider, is informative, some interactive play by play, some humor, some social interplay and a rating of some kind.
A spell check, grammar check and proofread is also something I do.
Too bad a lot of reviewers don't try to clean up their reviews, I understand that English is not their first language, but spell check is in the TER system!  
I might not always hit the mark, but I am always looking to improve my reviews to benefit the Mongers that read them.

I prefer the graphic details because without it, it reads like every other cut and paste review of; I texted and went up to her room, gave her the donation, showered, we kissed, then she gave me the greatest BBBJ I ever had, licked her pussy, we fucked, talked then I left.

as well.

How much did Hemingway?

Yes.

Exactly what he said! Tell both sides don't be just one sided! Is there a guide for writing reviews? It seems some people need a sort of question and answer for the review to make sense and like you said for someone to get an idea of what the ladies reaction was. I used to dance and I have seen such enthusiastic performances while others you can tell are counting in their head the hours till they go home and do laundry! Really!? Who are going to have more fun with !?

Exactly what we expect of you.

Something like “getting head from her was like taking a bong hit with my dick”. Sadly, I can’t remember who I said that about anymore, but I was proud of my description at the time!

I heard that Hemingway lost loads of weight, just by wearing bread around his head.

And they don't want to be reviewed  here. My guess is that most ladies think that guys actually review in this nature and want no part of it.  
Just my .02

He was replying to a poster who said:
"TER requests a detailed account of your meeting with the lady and a too short review is often refused,  So guys tend to pad the detailed accounts that often dont add any value to the review."
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/part-of-the-reason-is-858116?page=

But he developed a speech impediment due to a yeast inflection.

I'd rather that level of detail than some of the crap I see these days.

The filthier the better, for me! I like my smut extra juicy...

I've been accused of flights of fancy myself, but here's what I try to do:

This is sad. Sometimes for a myriad of reasons Mr. Winky does not cooperate. I do hope you follow up with the providers in question and correct the reviews (if possible). Emotions sometimes get the best of all of us.

ten years before Covid hit who the girls referred to as "the soap guy", because he bought hotel sized soaps that were the same brand and scent as he used at home. He would break one out for each new girl, and then tell her to keep for him in one of the little paper cups so it would be there when he came back to repeat.  Often, girls would leave it out on the counter, and whenever I saw the little hotel-soap, I knew the "soap guy" had been there ahead of me.  The girls said he was also one of the best tippers, so his reputation preceded him.  As soon as he pulled out his calling card, which was the little soap bar, the girl knew she was going to get a tip.  I have to imagine he got awesome service by being recognized this way.  It was a brilliant way to solve the problem you are having and provide additional benefits at the same time if you are a tipper like he was.  Don't know if he's still around.  Haven't heard anyone refer to him lately.  

Interesting, I was just mentioning the soap guy in another thread and now I read about him here in your post. He's a peculiar persona I hear. Was and still is friends with lots of kgirl bookers in OC.

I was the shoe horn / shoe spoon guy. I hate to ruin a good, comfortable pair of shoes by crushing the shoe back or collar. I'd always bring and leave a shoe horn for my hostess's subsequent guests. On my return visits, the shoe horn was always gone ... which is why I'd always bring another one with me.

the years I've been in P4P, I can count on one hand the number of ladies that offered me use of a shoe horn when I was getting dressed.  I guess I haven't seen any after you have recently visited.  Lol