I am talking lube here people..
Cherry flavored lube..

She poured it on my dick like it was candy, rubbed it in, and sucked it off.
Yippie WOW YOWsER! Beyond awesome!!!
She turned my junk into a cherry flavored jolly rancher!!

I tasted it off her finger. (Not what you think Blue)
This lube tastes like candy!

How come more ladies don't have that in their arsenal of toys?





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You just can't manhandle my junk. Its not a cheapo Dell. Its a high end MacBook.

Make that MacBook Pro....bitches....

So seriously..My manhood is uncut. So if someone does that, it will make it super sensitive and I will lose erection and ability to cum

That is kind of wimpy of your dick.

Shit! How did you know what kind of laptop I use?

Anyway sorry for your loss.

sense of humor, proclivities towards certain kinds of sexual activities..you are 100% a Dell guy.

Anyone can tell that...

My dick already taste like cherry!

And..
      In a bind.. I can eat ice cream, and shit bullets too.

You tasted your own dick?

Now don't you believe everything your hooker pals tell you - no, not when you are dropping Benjamins.

That hurts more than the gay jokes.
Yes. I am an ass.
But not completely broke, or stupid.
My car does say dell though...

Super Class Hyper Pussy?
Sounds good to me. Sign me up.

If I could taste my own dick I would never leave the house. And, I'd save a lot of money.

The question is, would I offer myself BBBJCIMNQNS?

And you want to suck you own dick, and swallow?
Wow!n Good for you.
I guess.

And as this video shows, he did leave the house.
As for flavored lubes, since I can't suck my own dick I can't taste them.  But a girl used strawberry on me a couple of weeks ago and I hated the smell.  Does anyone make lube that smells like clean,juicy pussy?

I asked to taste it. She hesitated.
She took a drop out of the bottle, gently rubbed it on her clit.
Then she told me to taste it.
Cherry Jolly Rancher!

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In reply to Curly's question "how do you know?" Then I started finding pics of monkeys sucking their own and almost posted one of those instead.

Of course my post earlier was a smart ass reply to hound. Unfortunately I can't suck my own, but like Clarence, if I could I would never leave home

I don't use lube for a bj or intercourse and never will. I find a vagina NOT being naturally wet is your body's way of letting you know, that you should not be fking said guy. I don't offer short dates, so being turned on usually is not an issue.

Other than anal, I find spit is the body's best lubricant or natural juices that are produced, but that is just me. When it gets to the point that lube is mandatory for me to perform an act, I will cease to provide it.

You never put whipped cream on your tits?
Honey on your toes?
Passionate kisses, with new flavors on your tongues?
That is the stuff that gets me hot.
Then the rest just follows all by itself.

1. You really do have a desire to suck ur own c*ck.

2. You spent at least part of your day looking for pics of monkeys giving bbbj to....well...themselves.

3. If that wasn't enough, you went searching for a vid of a fat, ugly washed up porn star bent way over to....to....suck his own c*ck.

Sheez....look at it this way storm. There is now way to go but up in your life after today, that's for sure. Ugh...fk....ugh.

Switch to tree view.

I was talking to PS

I was 19 and just learning about sex. So were sex toys and other gimmicks. I had a lot of fun experimenting with just about anything you could imagine (they probably have much more stuff now- but back then it was edible panties, candy bikinis, remote-controlled vibrating underpants, anal beads, dildos of every possible description, edible body paints, candy handcuffs, and sooo much more).

I find that as I have gotten older and more into the actual sex than ever, I don't really need those things, and they prove more of a distraction than not (I remember the lube being really awful tasting and sticky, and getting all in my hair). Not to mention that god knows what they put in that flavored lube- probably is not natural or organic, and has weird artificial colors. The edible panties tasted revolting, as did the flavored body paints. The stuff they use to sweeten them can cause havoc with your stomach. Ick. Not for me.

Food, on the other hand can be extremely sensual- playing with temperatures, textures, etc. is so much fun. You just have to be careful about sweet stuff on the vagina- sugar could cause yeast or candida outbreaks. Men who have not been circumcised also need to be careful of that.

There is one Kama Sutra product that I tried back then and has remained in my boudoir collection ever since. I swear by it but only use it occasionally. Can't name it though.  

I only like to use flavored oil if there is anal play.  Otherwise I do not want anything to get in the way of my partner's natural taste.

people in flat view always fuck up the threads.

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1. Fuck yeah! If I could I wouldnt need a woman. Id save a lot of money, and Id never leave home!
2. Not really. See 3
3. Yep I did spend about three minutes looking for Ron Jeremy self fellatio videos or pics to link on a post, and while I did find some, n one seemed interesting enough to post here, but for some reason while searching, some monkey pics popped up, and I thought of linking those instead. Anyway, I just laughed and then decided not to post them, then I saw Nicks post.

My life is always in a "No way to go but up" mode!

What happened to this thread?