Any thoughts?

I swear, I'm going to start counting my date's ribs before buying her dinner.

Ladies, if we just met and my hand is suddenly under your blouse, I'm not being fresh, just careful.

I don't care, she looks hot.

be a real man, offer a happy ending...!

Hate to always make her the brunt of my ridiculous examples but...

Wieners aren't generally my thing, but sometimes your answer is correct...  Sedona could turn out to be hung like a frickin' walrus and I'm still gettin' the job done.

;^)

Now my strap ons come in interesting shapes and colors, and altho there is a dolphin somewhere...

You actually have a dolphin-shaped strap-on?!?

* insert your choice of blow-hole joke here. *

or conversely,

* insert your choice of joke in your blow-hole. *

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Sorry Paul...