Hey guys, need some more suggestions for survey questions.  Remember, these questions will be for the mainly the guys.

-- Staff

I find when providers call me "baby',"hon","sexy" and other such terms that it makes me think of them as cheap and phoney.  Especially when we haven't established any relationship at all yet.  So how do others feel about this?  You know I don't want to be alone here...lol.

How 'bout the Viagra vs. Cialis vs. ??

What kind of provider isn't being provided? Ex: amazon chicks, goth girls, etc.

Personally, I like the "Does God Exist" question.  I also like the question "What is your religious background?"  Lutheran, Anglican, Presbyterian, Baptist, Catholic, Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, Other.  Note that the question doesn't ask "what religion do you *practice*?"  I want to know how these guys were raised.  

I guess we could also ask "How many inches are you packing (honestly)?"  The problem is that the guys wouldn't be honest.  Just look at how they answered the questions about their own appearance and performance.  Clear self-bias.

Answers could range from "never" to "several times a day"

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are you Republican, Democrat, Independent (the party folks, not provider) or apolitical?

WIll you vote in the next presidential election? (yes, no, why bother)

How often do have sex with spouse?
- 3 times or more per week
- Once a week
- 1-2 a month
- Once a month
- Can't remember last time

Since the time you started hobbying, has sex with spouse become:
- More satisfying
- Unchanged
- Less satisfying


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Just joking. that's just what I always say to the phone survey people when they call me.  I wonder why they never call back?

Here is my suggestion though.

Which bothers you the most?

a. Late arrivals on outcalls without calling to inform you.
b. Not returning initial phone calls or email in a timely manner.
c. Clock watching during sessions.
d. Upselling
e. Drivers or assistants who continually call to see if she is done.
f. Russian mob moving into the hobby in a big way. (This is mostly for the West Coast I believe)
g. Mulitple listings with different photographs for the same provider on the guides like Eros-Guide.

Survey Question

Have you ever knowingly short changed ($) a provider?

Would you?

Alternativelty, how 'bout:

What is the maximum you'll spend on an hour with a provider?

Reoes god exist?

Yes He does.

And He said to call Him.

Jimbo

Who am I?

I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

survey question based on a recent personal experience.  if a provider says "I want you to cum on me any where you want" you would choose:

face
chest
belly
back or bottom
other

"Russian mob moving into the hobby in a big way. (This is mostly for the West Coast I believe)"

Nope; I live in NYC and we have the same Slavic SOBs running the show in certain locales (not all, of course).  As for the current preponderance of Russian Providers, I'd have to say that Russian women are the best that money can buy.  Prostitution seems to be Russia's biggest export, and I'm surprised they haven't taken over the industry entirely.

I'd be curious to hear what the ladies have to say about it, tho,  but I guess that doesn't belong in this thread.

Reoes god exist? (eom)

Look around, not a chance!!!

I know.....it's gonna cost me!

The Dude

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now that you are channeling Kevin Bacon in "Animal House".

When you knowingly overpay a provider (i.e., give tip), do you tell her then or let her figure it out later?

How many times in an elite provider's working lifetime does she see a specific client on the average?

i consider this activity top secret. i told one friend. he was in the hobby in the 80s. he cruised for escorts in his car. however, i have not told anybody else since society frowns on this activity.

I kinda like it.  I know it is all role play, but how is that any different from the sex?  Do you think any of us would be getting BJ's from most of these providers if it weren't for the thing call cash?

What is your favorite position to have your "happy ending"?

MISH, CG, Reverse CG, Doggie, BBBJ, etc?

P.S.  In the wish department, how about a NJ regional board? New York or Philadelphia doesn't really fit.

How would you describe your use of viagra/levitra/cialis medication?
a- Doctor Recommended
b- Black/Grey Market
c- Tried, Didn't like
d- Never Tried

Is it considered poor etiquette for her to remove her brassiere and cause it to be thrown at the lead singer, making him (apparently) forget what song he is playing and, indeed, even what instrument?

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And I threw it at Sean from THE SAMPLES at the Belly Up Tavern.  It DID seem to distract him!