fore and after (mid-taint, as it 'twere) standing out so distinctly i first attempted to flick them away, thinking them perhaps left-over bathing salts, or....so,  finding them unflickably attached to her otherwise soft clean flesh,  i have to ask: "could these be warts?" and she answers: "no, they've been there forever! nothing to worry about with me". so...my ever-helpful fellow-hobbyists...anyone care to take a shot and identify these anamolies on an otherwise perfectly edible cooch? all tips, visions or referrals welcome!

but, get the gist.
Maybe you should by stock in dental dams before you mistake your schlong for a cauliflower:P

"Live fast, die accesorized."

There is a dermatology condition, I forget the name, that is like what you describe. They are white, almost like the head of a pimple, but if you were to dig it out with a lancet it would be a solid mass. They can occur almost anywhere on your body, but are usually found in moister areas. I had one on my eyelid and had it removed. While doing so, I talked to the derm who said he has removed them from men and women's private area. The patients were freaked out because they thought they had an STD. But this is not an STD, these are benign, and usually resolve on their own and you cannot pass them on to anyone. Wish I could remember the name so you could look it up, but it may be this and not an STD.

I think they are called sebacious(sp?) glands or cysts