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Posted By: romeogolf
I guess I'd much rather that way than the other way around.
Glad to hear you don't want to be the one blowing butt kisses in her face :)


Farted directly on your face?   More precisely, directly to your nose (since it's a 69 position).  I'm sure this topic was brought up a few months ago, but I never experienced such a loud direct 'ripper'. lmao

She was obviously very embarrassed.  It stank a bit momentarily, but she was gorgeous enough that it didn't really kill the session much. I just thought it was frikkin funny, kinda like how my close buddies fart on each others face while we're beer bustin and passed out in the corner.

But I'm guessing a little tum-tum or taking a nice dump before the session might cum in handy for the lady. lmao

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Posted By: romeogolf
I guess I'd much rather that way than the other way around.
Glad to hear you don't want to be the one blowing butt kisses in her face :)

He does drink some pretty damn good Scotch... ;)

never farted on.  No doubt there will be a first time.

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I've been in 69 , and felt it coming but quickly moved away and clenched until the feeling passed.  But have never let one slip.  Poor girl.  I would've died.  Youre so sweet to let it go.

Yes, Im sure it does matter if shes hot or not.  If a hot guy farted in my face, Id probably think it was funny.  If it was a fat bastard, id kick him out.

as Cha Cha Rodriguez once said (The filthiest comic there ever was - he made Redd Foxx seem like Pat Boone.):

I was once going down on a pussy and the lady let go a big fart, so I came up and told her:  "Thanks for the breath of fresh air."

I just hope it will never happen to me, I would want to fucking die!

Besides the fact it takes away from the experience when you're trying to do two things at once....I don't like smelling asshole.  Just not my thing.

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