I saw this girl years ago who had her puppy with her in the hotel room in a carrier. She threw a towel over the carrier while we were, ummm, engaged but the puppy was crying up a storm and interfering with Mr Happy. She finally put the puppy in the bathroom and closed the door. We did our thing and then I go to take a shower and the bathroom door is locked. Oh shit, my clothes are in there, AHHHH!!!! Now what? She suggests we call the hotel staff, I'm like NO NO NO, don't do that! I tried everything to unlock the door, the puppy's in there crying, I'm outside naked as a jay bird, she's already completely dressed (!!!) and I'm panicking. I finally ask her if she has a bobby pin and after about 5 mins, she finds one - exactly one. I popped that sucker, gave her the screaming dog, took my shower, and got the hell out of there.

Nice girl, never saw her again, not sure why.

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I'm all about pets.

When i am on top of the provider MISH and the poodle jumps on the bed to sniff my balls
I'm not repeating. Just sayin.

under my darn feet trying to trip me or knock my cane out.  But I'd sure not lay a rough hand on the gal...  not that I would except by accident...   Have to chase said dog out of the bedroom for play time.  Maybe likes me because I bring a meal to share with her...  doggie gets spoiled for sure.

got a puppy about a year or so ago. Except she was never really "puppy sized". I always see him at his place and it never fails that she attacks me with kisses as soon as I cross the threshold.  

But the funniest part is when we're making out and she plops herself between hoping for someone to rub her, or when we make our way up to the bedroom and she hops on the bed before we get a chance.

It's hard to stay sexy when you're laughing your ass off or shooing away a canine lol

Ah, Fuck me harder!

Ok, so it wasn't a provider. I was In the middle of nowhere GA when I was in the military. We had been TDY training. And where at a local Redneck bar for some relaxation. During the course of the drinking I started talking to a woman that looked like Martina Navratilova. By the end of the night I ended up going home with the lady in question. She was quite muscular and there was question about her sexual orientation or if she might be a TS. Well she was 100% she and she was 100% about cock. She had a small house. Her living room had a universal gym and treadmill. Her bedroom had a king sized bed and a hot tub and in the kitchen she had a Macaw. So we start going at it and there is BBBJ and DATY. But then I cover up and start fucking her from behind. She starts to go off. Moaning, getting louder and louder. Next thing I know I hear "Ah, Fuck Me Harder, Oh Yes God. Fuck Me Harder!" Well this girl gets fucked so often the damn Macaw learned how the lady gets off.  I left later that night and told my buddies the next day. Nobody believed me. The next night another guy took her home and when he came back he verified my story. On the third night we talked her into taking 3 of us home and the bird really went off that night! I'd love to fuck her again just to record the bird to have as a ring tone for my phone.

My BF and I were goin at it hot and heavy...
I had a lil chi/mix got so excited he was humping the cat and the cat was likin it. crazy shit.  from then on for a few yrs theyd go at it Id have to split them up.
I kept yellin at them to stop they werent listening.

ever since then it creeps me out when the animals are watching. You think they arent paying attention, oh no! they really are watching!

In fact, one guy posted about his having a hard time knowing if he should stop the dog, or go with it bwahahaha. Fkin sick.