its I know there is this unwritten rule that you cant jump the bones of your roommate, but Lord help me he is so fricking hott.  I just moved in in January after my house sold, and trust me, I dont want to move again for a very long time.  And these are some pretty sweet digs I have here so I dont want to mess anything up along those lines, but he is so yumma licious its not even funny.  I purposely schedule myself to work 3-midnight after he invited me to go out for drinks with him and some of his friends for his birthday.  Me, him and drinks, man, that would probably be just about enough to put us over the edge.  So he he texts me and tells me he'll be home shortly after midnight to have a birthday drink with me.  Now these sort of roommate things never work out and I've avoided him like the plague, but dear God in heaven, what's a girl supposed to do, the man is fricking hot and we're living under the same roof? Its all a girl can do not to pounce on his yummmalicious ass.  Brings new meaning to the term "courgar" since I am of that age, and he is 8 years younger. Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S.  My  "provider" status would blow his hottie farm boy ass away.  He only knows me by my civilian job.

i will leave the light on for you.


i will be the one having the ice filled jacuzzi swinger party.

ha!!!!

I OWN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and I issue the party permits too.

Can I interest you in an apple?


Thank you  
2010 = 28

BTW...... jaycee go for it

or does he do them off of me?

So that explains why my ex would never have sex with me.  8o)

Be the adult in the situation. Do the body shots off him and then let him return the favor!

do i need a zoning permit for the water park in my backyard???


and honey, i have owned the rights to hell since 10 lifetimes ago.

i have worked hard to get whats mine!! lol

cmon Jaycee darling.....let's do this. Thankfully, my roomies are both ugly as hell and no amount of drugs or alcohol could convince me to even....walk around naked.

i gots to move. sigh

dont fucking do pussy shots.

omg. the pain, the horror

off the body only!!!

So you are new around here eh.

Hmmmm I think I need to inspect your backyard.


The offer for the apple is still there.


Thank you
2010 = 28

and the time before that....

the chick was smart enough to pass it on to Adam.

just saying. no good comes from apples.

WTF you waiting for?! You know you want to do it! He wants to too! You just don't know it!

He's going to go home tonight, after drinking with his buddies, and he's gonna want to have a drink with you!

It's his birthday. You want to fuck him. He wants to fuck you. Just do it!!!

Fuck, it's only sex! Some of my best friends are girls I fucked. Fuck!

so may I suggest you fuck me instead of your roomie.

you think I should fuck him?

You should walk up to him, drape your body along side him, put your mouth by his ear, and with more hot breathe than usual, tell him how much you want his cock inside of you.

If that doesn't do it.........Damn you'll be hot and bothered with nowhere to go!

or am I just horny anyway and I eat apples all the time so it just seems that way...Hmmmm need to think about that some.

But I'll take the apple...thanks

She thinks it's a no-no. Fucking women. Just don't realize how easy we are to please.

Oh well....

I say don't get loaded.  (booze, that is)  This could be the start of something great...  or a disaster...   But you'll never know unless you open yourself to it.  8 years is nothing if you are both legal.  
You need to keep at least some of your brain cells working...  & see how it goes.
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I say to jump him. If you're too worried to make a direct approach, then I am sure you could get lots of suggestions on how to "encourage him".

- pretend you got a little drunk doing the body shots, then have him take the shot from between your boobs. Maybe make it spill and have him clean it up.

- walk up to him naked, robe open with a dead vibrator and ask if he can help...

You get the idea, but you have to at least tell is if you did it or not

Besides, it's his birthday!!    

If you really want to give him a real treat, do it with all of his friends as well! About time his farm boy ass saw what the big city has to offer!!