This has never happened to me.  Ever.  I can't ever remember ever having a stomachache in an appt.  I think sex shuts off the part of your brain that gives you an urge to pass a BM.  Possibly overnight while the client was asleep, but while in a session?  NFW.

Lol..nope

Lol..no never happened to me..I would be turned off and I'm sure my client would be turned off as well if I was to do so, that's why I make sure all of that is taken care of before every session

Asked to take a shower as soon as I got to the room.  Never had it happen in the middle of an appointment.

Can't say I have ever had a guy do this at my incall nor have I, but I can think of many times on both sides of the coin friends and I have had to drop because of other things we might have been consuming. You just can't help crap on certain things.

that the way to tell the honeymoon is over is when the spouse comes into the bathroom and takes a dump while you're brushing your teeth...

I'm thinking that rule could apply here as well...

If I was at any other job and need to poop I would. Just clean up, turn on the fan and go back in. I have had clients do it and I have no issue. Much rather them feel comfortable that squeezing their sphincter all session.

Just don't eat any beans before your appointments.

Mexican food is counter-indicated before or during a date.

Sliders slide going in.....and going out.

Just saying.

I never drink beer, and Budweiser in particular, within 24 hours of a date.