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I took a dump at the providers place and she charge me for the time!!
MrStankAss 1228 reads
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Found this Mexican restaurant one afternoon & had their special. I had already booked my appointment and thought I would pass the time at this new restaurant. I've must have had the bad portion of their food. Anyways, food was great. Then was driving to her place and my stomach didn't feel right. It started to bubble, and made weird noises. I honestly think who ever cooked my food hated working at that restaurant and somehow messed with my food with diarrhea medication. Cause, the only time when I felt like that was when I took the dookie pills.

Anyways, was half way there and I new it was gonna be a mess. Was already in the middle of the road and my appointment was within 10 minutes. Thought I better use her bathroom when I got there. Walked in and asked if I could use her bathroom. Came in and let it go. It was like that scene with dumb and dumber, when the other dude was druged with the dookie pills. I was like damn!!! Just let that sucker go, very loud poop and fart noise. I must have been in there at least 20 minutes. The provider asked if I was ok. Told her yes, and would be out shorty.

Thought I better take a shower and clean my dinghole and freshen up. that took another 5 minutes. Finally. I paid the provider the fee. And when I was getting warm up, she told me my time was over. I was like, WTH!!! I gave her $150, and she told me time starts when I walked through the door. I told her I had to take a dump, and she told me I should've take a dump at another place before I saw her. I didn't want to argue with her and just left. Wish I didn't flush the toilet is my only regret.

What is the one thing that has happened to you while in this industry that is permanently tattooed on your brain?  It can either be good or bad.  If its bad, don't include names please.

The deal was of course too good to be true. The thing was a Tranny and had huge hands the size of a garbage can lid, Frankenstein feet, and a husky voice. I ran from the premises like a sprinter, and went out and got drunk.  "She" was screaming at me..... "Don't you want my ass"???  NO fuckin Way!

tattooed on my mind:

The first time my dick went into a mouth.

My first look up close of a vagina.

The first time I saw my cum spurt out on a woman's face.

But I think my favorite was watching as a woman leaned over while I was getting a FBSM and rubbed the tip of her nipple right against the tip of my cock, and I exploded like TNT.

A week later I went back for more, but the gal had moved on.  8o(.

There are a few negative images as well, but why bother dredging them up?



HalfHour541 reads

A gal falling asleep... while i was going down on her.

A gal with such a foul odor from her baby-maker that I almost puked.

The first time a gal bbbjtcnqns. That memory I like!!!

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Good:  Girl said it was her first time to let someone do greek to her. (yeah right) But anyway, when I pulled out and was about to pop, she reached around and held it open and said, "Cum in that dirty hole". So i pointed it at the target and did my best.  Need to work on my accuracy though...
Bad:  Saw a girl that I liked very much because she was very well put together.  Clean, smart, intelligent and very pretty.  I went back to see her about 6 months down the road and when I walked in their was a few crack heads passed out in her living room and she had burns all over her lips and hands and looked like she had tried to kiss a pickup truck while it was doing about 60 mph.  I got the hell out of there and went to the bar.

FIDCUOF385 reads

When I had one lady sucking my cock while another women was licking my balls and encouraging me to cum all over her mouth.  That is planted in my head for life.  What a great thought.,....it my HAPPY PLACE   :  ;)                 FOOOZ-BAAA_LAAAAA

SplleChek648 reads

Greek was CG and she had a vibrating toy in the Y... amazing visual and physical sensation.  

BBFS was early on in my hobby career.  She was begging for it (acting no doubt, but hot none the less) and me saying "maybe next time"...never returned, but it's burned in my mind

Posted By: buckhead207
What is the one thing that has happened to you while in this industry that is permanently tattooed on your brain?  It can either be good or bad.  If its bad, don't include names please.  

I couldn't believe it.  The sight of them made me sick.

Tattooed on my brain will always be the time I was with Katie Flowers and thinking the elevator was going up....

It was such a crazy experience that I'll never, ever forget that....

Had the worst experience with a provider, the whole session will bug the hell out of me for awhile.

Posted By: buckhead207
What is the one thing that has happened to you while in this industry that is permanently tattooed on your brain?  It can either be good or bad.  If its bad, don't include names please.  

A cool provider saying to me "Don't tell me how cool I am, treat me like a dirty little slut."  She is awesome.

snaporaz443 reads

and the sudden sight of 7 girls who could all be Hawaiian Tropic models. It's been my only time at a place like that; totally surreal in an amazing way. Hope I can make it back one day

What is a FKK?  Could find in the self help acronym list.

snaporaz439 reads

it's a like a sauna-brothel-like facility with multiple additional services like pools, saunas, massages (regular), food, bar,..... basically the closest thing to an harem one can imagine; if it wasn't for the rest of the dudes hanging around :-). The one I was at, Artemis, was really amazing. Check the FKK Clubs Board (in drop down menu from TER General Boards)

I read this on another review site a few months back and ROFL. I am paraphrasing here to not get into copywrite trouble (and because I am reciting from memory, not currently looking at that other site) :)

"My first trip to greece, I was pumping away, then I pulled out and at the tip of my dick was a kernel of corn! I asked the provider, 'Did you have corn for dinner last night?' and she said. 'Yes! How did you know?" Needless to say I lost my taste for greek after that...AND my taste for corn!'

MrStankAss1229 reads

Found this Mexican restaurant one afternoon & had their special. I had already booked my appointment and thought I would pass the time at this new restaurant. I've must have had the bad portion of their food. Anyways, food was great. Then was driving to her place and my stomach didn't feel right. It started to bubble, and made weird noises. I honestly think who ever cooked my food hated working at that restaurant and somehow messed with my food with diarrhea medication. Cause, the only time when I felt like that was when I took the dookie pills.

Anyways, was half way there and I new it was gonna be a mess. Was already in the middle of the road and my appointment was within 10 minutes. Thought I better use her bathroom when I got there. Walked in and asked if I could use her bathroom. Came in and let it go. It was like that scene with dumb and dumber, when the other dude was druged with the dookie pills. I was like damn!!! Just let that sucker go, very loud poop and fart noise. I must have been in there at least 20 minutes. The provider asked if I was ok. Told her yes, and would be out shorty.

Thought I better take a shower and clean my dinghole and freshen up. that took another 5 minutes. Finally. I paid the provider the fee. And when I was getting warm up, she told me my time was over. I was like, WTH!!! I gave her $150, and she told me time starts when I walked through the door. I told her I had to take a dump, and she told me I should've take a dump at another place before I saw her. I didn't want to argue with her and just left. Wish I didn't flush the toilet is my only regret.

I had a provider fall asleep while giving me a bbj. I was afraid to wake
her, didn't want to startle her and get my dick bitten off. It took a while to ease it out of her mouth. I waited for it to go soft and slowly eased it out then woke her up. eom

In the beginning, my first hobby experiences were thru agencies, due to the ease of scheduling appointments...you know, agencies almost always have SOMEONE available.  So I had an outstanding appointment with an agency girl.  A few weeks later, I called a different agency...and the girl that showed up was the same one from the first agency. (Needless to say, different stage name and totally different - and inaccurate - photos on the web site, and a different rate.)

However, she felt so bad during the second appointment, that she worked hard (me too!), and this still stands out as one of my best sessions ever.  It also ingraining in my brain early on that providers are real people, and that the good ones are looking to truly please their clients.

AFBrat225 reads

witnessing a provider snorting a line of coke off of her living room table. I didn't partake of course,not my thing,but needless to say it shocked the hell out of me.

Is a Greensboro provider teaching me the lazy doggie.  My undercock rubbing on her pubis as we work it and she's smiling back at me.  She is an absolutely gorgeous spinner who is smart as a whip.

I still see that in full color in motion in my memory, unfaded.  I thank you again for that, dear lady.

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