Ok...so...this newbie has shed his training wheels...and been around the block a few times.  What's interesting to me is how I am beginning to hear a pattern of comments by the ladies...wanted to know if anybody else had heard similar...or others...

"Oh, you remind me of my boyfriend"
"Oh, you are so hard"

Others?

LDU

Sad, but true.

Reamn you are Fat!

You know, I actually had a provider ask me if I had gained weight recently.  

I mean, she was still my ATF, and it was surprising to me that she would show so little discresion about such a thing, but what can you do, you know?  

Of course, now that I've lost 60+ pounds, she's out of the business!  Sigh.


Light

...maybe...just maybe... I REALLY DO remind these girls of their civies...and maybe I REALLY am HARD!!

LOL

A couple have joked that I'm their favorite DILF (Dad I'd Like to Fuck).  I'm slightly older than one of them and slightly younger than the other, and both of them know that I've got 2 sons, so it's all good.

clipping her toenails at the time and you know it.

Reamn you are Fat!

If she said it to you, how do you know if was fat or phat?

You sweat less than any fat guy I know.

Are you finished yet?

But still worse :

Did you start yet?