Really, I didn't realize this was a FU----- job interview.  

The purpose of this rant is twofold or maybe not.  After scheduling a session with a Provider (references verified and date/time scheduled, 300 dead presidents withdrawn from the ATM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).  I received an email the night before saying tell me a little about yourself.  Well my dumbass responded with the usual name, rank, serial # (not really but I did state I was married, 2 kids, height, weight, etc).  It's amazing what guys will do for pusseee - especially me.

Anyway, I recently interviewed for a new position and this stupid ass question came up as the very first one.  Keep in mind this was for Assistant Director of "Something that really is nothing but no one will admit to it" at a very large organization.  And I thought to myself REALLY WTF a Provider and the Head of Aforementioned bullshit position both asking stupid ass questions.  Neither were even remotely relevant for either position.   For those that are confused one position is as follows dropping of an unmarked envelope then taking down my pants and jumping in bed and the other position involved spending untold hours with spreadsheet calculations and asking hedge fund managers do you promise not to rip us off like Bernie Madoff.

After that interview I vowed to myself NEVER AGAIN to answer that question from a Provider or a future employer.  Why?  Is she going to blow or fuck me harder now that she knows my background?  Did that jackass Head of ? plan on paying me more $$$ (to give to aforementioned Provider) if I told him hey man I like to sneak around in secret and have sex with anonymous women and you can find out all about it on this really cool website just go to.......  Ok well I didn't say that but you get the point.  

EVERYONE needs to stop asking fucking irrelevant (Hobbyist/Provider)questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  For those of you that are clueless here is a list:

* For those that PM me and ask Ridgetucky why do you like to write (in lipstick) dirty words on the buttcheeks of Providers?  I will answer that question when you answer "Yellow is over here. Blue is over here. Where are you?"

*  Asking Providers if they are married/dating?  Dude really WTF is that about?  My next therapy session is on Wednesday feel free to tag along.  NO charge and you can hear my Doc talk for the 100th time that I have resentment towards women because I was taken "advantage" of by an older female relative when I was younger.  OK now I pay women to do that.  Cat's out of the bag  Session over please make check payable to Doctor "I drive a Porsche thanks to dumbasses like Ridgetucky"

*  Providers asking please have your donation in an unmarked envelope.  Oh REALLY!!  I guess the envelope marked in BOLD RED letters titled "Hey cops please look here" is not appropriate.  Get a clue we are HORNY not STUPID.  There is a difference.  Not much of a difference but there is a 2% genetic difference between cows and humans.  So a little difference does matter.

* Hobbyists writing reviews asking that other Hobbyists "treat her right".  OK I admit I am a complete dumbass because I have NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS.  Someone please fill my dumbass in on this one.  You mean my Hannibal Lecter routine asking her (Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming? ) would not be appropriate  Bummer man.

Anyway.  No fancy way to end this.  Peace.

Dude, stop the anger and don't answer questions about yourself that aren't necessary unless you've sent up some bad signals and to  tell you the truth, you've done that in this posting. Just some advice that won't cost you $250/hr. Be cool man and relax and don't take yourself so seriously - Relax and focus what's in front of you and I sense you have a lot. Move on. gf60

You are a ARSEHOLE.

If I was a provider I would avoid you like the plague.

Your rant is a good one.

Where you want to be in Five to six years- Not here talking to dumbs like you.

What you want to be in five years - As far away from you as humanly possible.

Why the fuck people ask these stupid question.

is not being angry. Occasionally one has to question the stupid thing one has to go through to get some pussy we pay for.

Whenever a provider asks those questions or tell where to put the envelope, I am not seeing that provider. Lucky for me, there plenty of classy providers in my city so I don’r have to put up with this type of crap.

Dude, ridgebilly, I laugh out loud at your posts but the fact that you react so strongly to what are objectively minor obstacles (if they are even obstacles) is a very very bad sign as zangari said. In other words, your dissociation is powerful and smells very bad.

People want to connect with you, they are not attacking you. This woman wanted to meet with you as a person and you rejected her gift. Becoming a whole person is why we are here, and the only way we accomplish that is by interacting with other people as persons:  not as means to ends but as ends in themselves. She tried to do that: she tried to see who you are. She tried to treat you with respect and you blew a great chance, I think, to become more than what you are.

Your definition of classy is kooky dude

-- Modified on 9/15/2012 6:49:07 AM

I'd bet you that question was no more than a courtesy. She doesn't really give a shit about "you" ... she's just laying the groundwork for that faux "connection" that makes everything go smoother.

I'd answer her because it's not difficult and it's the polite thing to do. However, I wouldn't quiz her on your response when you get there or I'll bet your fantasy bubble might burst.

There once was a man name Ridge
Who only had sex in the fridge.
He tried with a girl
But that made her hurl
And she ran out the door to a bridge.

There once was troll named tucky
who desperately wanted to get lucky
But being such an ass
the ladies said pass
alas, tucky gets no fucky fucky.




-- Modified on 9/15/2012 9:54:31 AM

A beautiful full moon
A marker
Something written
Was it the words?
Or the writing itself?
An owl hoots and floats into the night...

Attitude...glad you are such an optimist.  And that's not a problem for the gals either  LOL

Yea...you're the guy that will tip them..buy them gifts...shill for them...yep, you're the top of the class for mangina King  LOL

Hey..let's try a little test.  Don't pay the gal and let me know how often she'll ask you anything  

Some of you guys (well...now a whole lot more than used to be anyhow) are so deluded as to what this game is really all about.  But you do make for good fodder  

Women take on tone and body language more than words.  I think.  Wait, let me ask fisher or sensitivecpa.

Better ask fisher...he's on more often than not  LOL

Or better yet...we have a new crop of King Mangina's...ask bennysixone (oh...you did)  

And FWIW...she usually doesn't even hear blah blah woof woof without the envelope!

Define mangina (in some way other than the tautological) and then indicate how my post makes me one.

Hell, I might be one. But, it's impossible to tell because you haven't made any argument or shown any evidence. All you've done is define me as x and then list all the bad characteristics of x. From what you've posted it is not at all certain that I am in fact x.

Not at all unsubstantiated

Since you have to ask if YOU are one...then trust me on this...YOU ARE!

And that's not a criticism...simply an observation (if you're still wondering...just re-read your posts)  LOL

The gals need guys like you...and you need guys like me.  It keeps the equilibrium on this site where it needs to be.

And calling YOU the "King Magina"....hey...that's a compliment in some circles  LOL

... because if you had actually read my post, you would have seen I would have answered the lady because it's not difficult and the polite thing to do.

I also "know" that we'll never actually "know" what any of these ladies think or what is truth or fantasy. This is why you never see me starting any of these moronic threads about what they really think or why they did this or that. I "know" its a business first and just enjoy the fantasy while it lasts.

If I ever run into a provider who has real feelings for me, I'm sure she'll let me know and we'll deal with it then. I get the feeling I'll probably be buying snowcones in hell first though. Maybe I'll hunt some flying pigs too.

How do you expect to get those snow cones in hell?

And the pigs flying...sheesh  

Don't worry....benny16 is just posturing to show his hooker lovers that he's on their side.  He knows that those feelings they have for him are real  

Again, you have failed to define or adduce any evidence or cite to any statement of mine in support of your allegation: that I am a mangina.

As always, and you share this with the OP, all your name calling and allegations are nothing more than thinly veiled aggrandizing and crutches for your ego. As when you say that we "need guys like you". With guys like you being the anti-mangina or since you cannot define mangina, the opposite of whatever attribute you see and despise in yourself but are projecting onto others... Just like how the OP projects his own stupidity and lack of effectiveness and obliviousness onto others...

I know you won't because you can't, but I'll ask anyway: Explain how if I don't know if I am a mangina then I am one. How does that mechanism work? Or, is that more of your quite literal non-sense?

That would be a silly and inappropriate expectation. But the more connection the more gooder the sex and it's good to be decent to people. Well, not all the time, but you get my point.

Let's get real...it's embarassing when a guy pulls out a wad of cash and counts it out and throws it on the table...lottsa newbies don't know what to do with the money.  I don't want to talk about it, just put it somewhere I can see it...preferably in an envelope...you might be surprised how many people don't understand the simple of logic of this...only reason it's on my website...and even though it's on the website, half my clients do not follow this simple request.  It's annoying.
We don't need to draw attention to the fact that you are giving me money and make a conversation out of it, that's all.

Well, yes, I enjoy sex more with a hot chick that I know something about than someone I know nothing about other than that they are hot. Note the word more. In fact, I enjoy all interactions with people more when they are conducted with real people as opposed to non-people or merely those who have what I want. Of course, some people are not very much people at all and one deals with them as one must and sometimes those same people have something one wants very much.... But, it is not better that way, not by a long-shot.

Yep...guys like you are clearly mangina's.  You use that in your post...but yet you claim NOT to know what this is.  Oxymoron?

Why do you honestly give a shit to be called one?  You are...you like it...the gals you fuck and pay like it.

Sounds like you're in the right frame of mind to play this game?  Just don't ask if she has multiple O's for you and you might be safe  LOL

But thanks for the free psychoanalysis.  Send the bill to lungman.  He said he's paying those for shrinks who need to espouse their insecurities here  LOL

some hooker that you're paying to fuck?

Seriously?

If you believe that...please PM me so I can put together some portfolios for you to look at.  I've got some great property that you'll just love.

Now...nothing wrong with being polite and banter with a gal....but to honestly think she gives a shit about you once you leave (see above paragraph).  And to honestly (again...let's be honest) think anything she is telling you is real (again...see above paragraph).  As for the mangina definition...IF you buy any of that crap...yep...YOU'RE a mangina  

This is P4P...NOT "Love connection".  If you want, check with hookercops about those snow cones and pigs flying  LOL

That's just one of the most absurd comments I've read in a while.

Presuming that it's just you and John in the fucking room...who are WE drawing this attention to?

And getting paid is annoying?  No sweat...do this for free then!

Just in case you were unsure...I don't and won't use an envelope...EVER!  And guess what...no gal has a problem with getting paid by me  

There are other types of interactions other than your bipolarity of love and mere use.

One cannot do anything about the other person, but one can treat people decently and hope for the best.

And dude, why do you foist all these negative attributes onto people you know nothing about? It is creepy.

You just shout all these nasty judgmental things without any basis, and it's obvious that you know you are doing this and that you continue to do so. Why?

For example, how do you know I think "she gives a shit about me once I leave"? What does that even mean? And, why phrase it like that?  

All I've done is point out that you make allegations that you consider insulting and that you make them without any basis. In fact, you make them knowing full well that they have no basis in fact. The actual allegation's nature is irrelevant.

You tell me, why do you consistently behave this way?

Alright...you've got me.

She really does give a shit about you once you leave.  There...I said it  LOL

Now...about that email addy so I can get you that prospectus.  Better hurry...these opportunities won't last long  

If my answer to a provider's  question is none of her  business , I make up a lie .

 

Posted By: Ridgetucky

Really, I didn't realize this was a FU----- job interview.  

The purpose of this rant is twofold or maybe not.  After scheduling a session with a Provider (references verified and date/time scheduled, 300 dead presidents withdrawn from the ATM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).  I received an email the night before saying tell me a little about yourself.  Well my dumbass responded with the usual name, rank, serial # (not really but I did state I was married, 2 kids, height, weight, etc).  It's amazing what guys will do for pusseee - especially me.

Anyway, I recently interviewed for a new position and this stupid ass question came up as the very first one.  Keep in mind this was for Assistant Director of "Something that really is nothing but no one will admit to it" at a very large organization.  And I thought to myself REALLY WTF a Provider and the Head of Aforementioned bullshit position both asking stupid ass questions.  Neither were even remotely relevant for either position.   For those that are confused one position is as follows dropping of an unmarked envelope then taking down my pants and jumping in bed and the other position involved spending untold hours with spreadsheet calculations and asking hedge fund managers do you promise not to rip us off like Bernie Madoff.

After that interview I vowed to myself NEVER AGAIN to answer that question from a Provider or a future employer.  Why?  Is she going to blow or fuck me harder now that she knows my background?  Did that jackass Head of ? plan on paying me more $$$ (to give to aforementioned Provider) if I told him hey man I like to sneak around in secret and have sex with anonymous women and you can find out all about it on this really cool website just go to.......  Ok well I didn't say that but you get the point.  

EVERYONE needs to stop asking fucking irrelevant (Hobbyist/Provider)questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  For those of you that are clueless here is a list:

* For those that PM me and ask Ridgetucky why do you like to write (in lipstick) dirty words on the buttcheeks of Providers?  I will answer that question when you answer "Yellow is over here. Blue is over here. Where are you?"

*  Asking Providers if they are married/dating?  Dude really WTF is that about?  My next therapy session is on Wednesday feel free to tag along.  NO charge and you can hear my Doc talk for the 100th time that I have resentment towards women because I was taken "advantage" of by an older female relative when I was younger.  OK now I pay women to do that.  Cat's out of the bag  Session over please make check payable to Doctor "I drive a Porsche thanks to dumbasses like Ridgetucky"

*  Providers asking please have your donation in an unmarked envelope.  Oh REALLY!!  I guess the envelope marked in BOLD RED letters titled "Hey cops please look here" is not appropriate.  Get a clue we are HORNY not STUPID.  There is a difference.  Not much of a difference but there is a 2% genetic difference between cows and humans.  So a little difference does matter.

* Hobbyists writing reviews asking that other Hobbyists "treat her right".  OK I admit I am a complete dumbass because I have NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS.  Someone please fill my dumbass in on this one.  You mean my Hannibal Lecter routine asking her (Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming? ) would not be appropriate  Bummer man.

Anyway.  No fancy way to end this.  Peace.

I highly doubt every provider who asks these questions is really interested in honest responses..most do so to introduce the human element into the date. Ridge here is more about women who do gang bangs, and just come for the nut...all fine of course, but not all of us operate that way.

If I did not want to actually talk to the guy I was with, they would all be asked to bring a fkin ring gag like CPA did lol. OTOH, many providers offer just that...a blow and go, with no talking. I think he would be better served seeking only those types of providers, because gfe may not be his thing. None of the above is meant to be an insult either, but you don't go to a gfe provider and expect a mute. Just find some 15 min. "session" girl, and be done with it.

I had some guy ask me my real name..I gave it to him..it's real to him now...but not the name I was given at birth. Ask a stupid or inappropriate question,, expect to be lied to in this business.

What does "gives a shit about me" mean? What is the minimum for someone to "give a shit about someone else"?

I think it is telling that you use such vague and near indefinable terms. And, that you introduce them into the conversations as something I believe.

That is what you do, you barge into a thread and shout vague insults and accusations at a person that are not based on reality but on some nasty little illusion in you rhead. Yes, if I were the person in your head, then you would be correct. But I'm not, and you are not.

What you do is dehumanize and depersonalize the person you attack when you replace them with your inage. I have read too much history and lived too long to feel anything but revulsion at your schtick. You are a creep. Or, you voluntarily and regularly play a creep here. There is no qualitiative difference between the two.  

You haven't quoted me at all except in the most general and vague ways: but you have to do that to maintain the ficiton.

I am what I am and by whatever name. The fact that you feel one way or another about me is of little concern.

Your tactics and the behavior I do find offensive and that is what I am after.

Yes, its nice to talk to some first and break the ice. On the other hand, I've been assaulted the moment I walk in the door and thats fun too. In fact, thats how things started with my only ATF. I don't feel like I make much of a "connection" because she sent me an email that reads "tell me about yourself". I also don't believe most ladies will remember much of what I wrote 10 minutes later. Maybe you do and good for you ... its your fantasy after all. I don't think you make a "connection" with someone you just met because you sent a couple of emails back and forth regarding a business transaction. Talk to me about a "connection" after the two of you have spent some real time and experiences together.

As for being decent, just because I know the real deal about what is about to happen between me and her doesn't mean I don't treat her with total respect.

Time to watch the Gators ... where's LR when I need her???

Wow connection was the wrong word. Very very much the wrong word. I had no idea.

You prob don't agree but I think we are in near total agreement.

Obviously, I don't get what's going on here.

It is refreshing to be called naive and pathetic when it comes to the ladies though.

There is that.

Hi,

..envelope & the cops bust in on her!! :o/ Also if the guys agree to the disclaimer before entering their website they can't bust her they are cops!! :0P

Posted By: ChgoCPA

That's just one of the most absurd comments I've read in a while.

Presuming that it's just you and John in the fucking room...who are WE drawing this attention to?

And getting paid is annoying?  No sweat...do this for free then!

Just in case you were unsure...I don't and won't use an envelope...EVER!  And guess what...no gal has a problem with getting paid by me  

Yep cubbie....you hit the nail on the head with this one

I'm sure that is what this gal is alluding to.

No one has EVER been accused of prostitution when that envelope is part of the transaction  

And don't most guys bring along a notary to sign that disclaimer?

Tsk, tsk - been tipping the bottle a little haven't we Mr Sugar? gf60

That is quite a rant.  I am sorry you are so spun up and I do hope your tirade made you feel better--I really do--but it probably is good you are getting some help.

A few comments for your consideration:

For the hobby part:  do your homework.  You seem to think all the ladies are completely the same below the skin.  No, they are not.  If you want a mechanical brainless fuck (nothing wrong with that) do your homework and find one that is a match for you.  That is not what some ladies offer based upon the nitch they have defined for themselves.  If you don't like that type of lady, don't see that type.  Don't expect her to change her personality for you.  It's no different than buying an extra firm mattress and then complaining you wanted something softer.

For the job interview:  "Tell me something about you" is a VERY pertinent question.  I hire a lot of people and a form of that question is far more telling than almost any other.  I already know they have the technical skills I'm looking for, and the education, etc.  If they didn't they wouldn't be sitting there.  I want to understand a little about their personality:  what makes them tick.  An open ended question like that gives me insights into what is important to them, how they deal with others, and a lot of other useful info.

For the hobby:  A lot of men--I'd guess most men on here--actually like a lady who can converse, and shows some interest in a guy when he shows up.  When she asks "Tell me about yourself" it is UP TO YOU if you think that means your wife & kids names, or whether it means what wine & music you like so she can have them when you get there.

Sounds like you might be better looking in the SW and BP venues.  Those women usually don't worry about what you think and don't bothet you with any attempts at interpersonal conversation.

I truly hope you are nowhere near as angry as you come across.

Whether it be this board or another one on another topic, it's just that boards bring out some people with some very, very strong opinions.  And sometimes people who post the most and the loudest are the ones that have found that this is their sounding board.  Maybe they don't have the ability or the outlet to express themselves well in the real world, or maybe the anonymous nature of putting words on a screen gives them bravado to say stuff.

In the end, it's just bullshit...it's one person's spewing a bunch of opinions on a board--nothing more and nothing less.  No need to get worked up over shit, because it's just that...shit.

As for your rant about the "tell me about yourself" question...I dunno, I think it's a fairly open-ended question, and if you are in a sense interviewing for some position, be it a job or just being able to secure an appointment with a provider, well, either answer the question nicely or don't, and walk away.  Don't get an attitude about it.  It's just a question.

How do you know what's relevant?  In my line of work, we ask questions all the time that have seemingly nothing to do with the position, but I would argue that if you are interviewing with ME for a position at MY company, then you don't know what it is that we do, and you shouldn't be so presumptuous to think that you know anything about what you are interviewing for.

More practically...I hold the keys to you getting the offer, so a little humility would be good.  Unless you really don't care about the job, in which case, you are now wasting my time.

Providers want to know who they are seeing.  Maybe the question is loaded.  Maybe she's just making small talk.  But if you get that bent outta shape about the question, best not to see her.  Really.