As far as my liver, cracks me the fuck up when the doc pokes into you and tells me it feels fine, lol!

Seriously. I laugh and they ask what's so funny. I tell them 'You have any idea how much I drink?'

They just basically shake their heads....

Looked at the 'Top 10 Posters' and basically 30-40% were ladies from this time to that time. Right fucking on!

Ladies. Keep it up! You're here for us? Shit. We're here for you! In more ways than one...

This wouldn't exist if it wasn't for you.

Fucking give 'em hell! Your voice is just as much, if not more, important than us cranky assholes with more time and money than sense...

You have been begging for it.  You know this.  Fucking fucker.  Somebody shoot me.

that TER offers a way to hide the count by checking off the setting in Account Manager. Lot of hobbyists are doing that, like myself, and posting under different aliases to fly under the radar.

If the gubment decided Monday to legalize prostitution, they'd probably regulate and tax the shit out of it like cigarettes and alcohol.

Should've done it with pot a long time ago cuz no one but the smugglers and dealers ever got hurt by smoking a little. Shit. The worst thing I would be guilty of when I was high was going to Baskin Robbins and putting gummy bears on my banana split cuz I had the munchies that bad. Fucking Pizza Hut was on speed dial and they asked 'Want the usual, Mikey?'...

I don't know. I hate red tape and having to go thru the 'proper' channels to do what makes sense in the firstplace.

Don't even get me started on redundancy at the workplace, which I'm sure many ladies can attest to!

Fucking people sitting behind a desk, looking at numbers, that never walked the walk, pisses me the fuck off. Lazy ass mother-fuckers. No wonder they weeze when they're with a lady. Pussies.

Rant not over. Gonna fire up the grill and see WTF else I come up with!....

I hate you. Asshole.

I didn't hear. I just saw his jaw moving. Must be tiring....

Tell us what it's like to be eating soup and jello for 3 months...

You hate me???  Well that's hot news!!!  It's fucking obvious from the way you've been treating me!!!  You are such a prick!  Just wait until I "shit the bed" on you....fucker.