Anyone have a funny story of saying things they didn't want to say out loud or being on the receiving end. The last lady I saw said after a very enjoyable session "If you need a roommate let me know."

Yea. I said the wrong thing once, and wound up with a dildo up my ass.

I was just asking about her strap on session.
Trying to make sexy talk.. You know?
She took it as "Fuck me with a dildo!"
There was a slight lauange barrier there.

a Spoonerism when a gal said I was a shining wit.

and I meant to say, "Honey, please pass the sugar."  But what came out instead was,  
"You fucking bitch, you ruined my life!"


-- Modified on 7/8/2013 5:07:18 PM

Three brothers were at breakfast with their wives. Bill grabs his pancakes then, looks over at his wife and says, 'Honey can you pass me the honey?' The wife smiles and blushes and passes the honey to Bill. Bob, not to be outdone, stirs his coffee and asks his wife sweetly, 'Hey sugar, can you pass me the sugar?' She passes the sugar and gives him a pceck on the cheek. Then Joe looks over at his wife and says,  'Hey pig, pass the bacon!'

Re: Yea. I said the wrong thing once, and wound up with a dildo up my ass.

Did she up sell you on extra service with a smile?

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