no this is NOT a joke! Here is actual product description
"A WATER BASED LUBRICANT... THAT RESEMBLES THE LOOK, FEEL, AND SCENT OF AUTHENTIC CUM! IT IS WHITE, CREAMY, AND MUSKY... JUST LIKE THE REAL THING. NON STAINING, IT STAYS SLICK AND CLEANS UP EASILY. NOW YOU CAN HAVE JIZZ IN A BOTTLE, WHENEVER, WHEREVER YOU NEED IT! "
a coprophagia fetish? I am serious because there are jellybeans that are vomit flavored. Why not I say. I will be sticking to my unscented, unflavored lube.
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