About 10 years ago I started keeping a list of humorous statements in reviews here.  That list was misplaced so the post has not been made.

Funny stories ? This could be fun !  

That's too funny. But what's "cimws"? "Come in mouth with shackles"?

But the ankle bracelet thing, would make me wilt with worry about meeting LE.  Are there microphones on those things, or cameras even?  Don't laugh, the technology is there for it.

I wonder if this will become a new gangsta-chic accessory?

Maybe her probation officer is her pimp?  Stranger things have happened, I'm sure.

brought some handcuffs! Sort of thinking she may have not wanted to role play popo/criminal

I wouldn't be too worried about the monitoring, they are built to withstand abuse, not surveillance.  

to date a prison inmate. Name please?

JK!

Hilarious!

Considering what the economy is for applicants without records, perhaps she stays in compliance with her parole while being able to fatten her bank roll. Although the means of income is not the most legal, at least she can say that she was at home by a certain hour because she has the ankle bracelet on.  I would give her some props because at least she has a second job that would be tax free. The risky part is you don't know when your parole officer is going to pay you a visit.