You just cannot make this shit up. Here's a guy who is complaining about a chick who is releasing thick white secretions which is normal if there are no noxious odors. What an ignorant buffoon.

Reviwer......
We finally switched to doggy. This was going ok until some thick white secretion came out of her. I was pretty much done at that point and was just ready to leave. I finished, she washed up and then I went into the bathroom to do the same. She did not offer a wash cloth, so i had to ask and then she got me one. I used a lot of soap and practically took a shower to get that white shit out of my pubic hairs and quickly left. She seems like a nice person, but I would not repeat.

I cant believe grown human adults, who I am assuming, have had sex with multiple partners, can be so, ahem, misguided and uninformed.  

I picked the first website that popped up, but feel free to Google  all day long,  What the gentleman spoke of in a review, can,and is, actually quite normally.  Maybe not normal for you, but everybody's body is different.

Ever seen two dicks that looked alike?  Do you pee the same color, consistency, and smell every single day, every single time?.

Vaginal Discharge 101

Knowing the difference between normal discharge and infections.
The Healthy Vagina - The vagina serves as a passageway between the outside of the body and the inner reproductive organs. The pH balance of the vagina is acidic, which discourages infections from occurring. This acidic environment is created by normally-occurring bacteria. A healthy vagina produces secretions to cleanse and regulate itself, similar to how saliva cleanses and regulates the environment of the mouth. These vaginal secretions are normal vaginal discharge. Any interference with the delicate balance of vaginal secretions sets up an environment conducive to infection.

Normal Vaginal Discharge - All women have some vaginal discharge. Normal discharge may appear clear, cloudy white, and/or yellowish when dry on clothing. It may also contain white flecks and at times may be thin and stringy. Changes in normal discharge can occur for many reasons, including menstrual cycle, emotional stressors, nutritional status, pregnancy, usage of medications - including birth control pills, and sexual arousal.

Effects of the Menstrual Cycle - The menstrual cycle affects the vaginal environment. You may notice increased wetness and clear discharge around mid-cycle. The pH balance of the vagina fluctuates during the cycle and is the least acidic on the days just prior to and during menstruation. Infections, therefore, are most common at this time.

Signs of Abnormal Discharge - Any changes in color or amount of discharge may be a sign of a vaginal infection. Vaginal infections are very common; most women will experience some form of a vaginal infection in their lifetime. If you experience any of the symptoms below, this may be a sign of vaginal infection:

Discharge accompanied by itching, rash or soreness
Persistent, increased discharge
Burning on skin during urination
White, clumpy discharge (somewhat like cottage cheese)
Grey/white or yellow/green discharge with a foul odor..................

more vaginas and penises in a medical setting than probably the overwhelming vast majority of people on here.

I'm not a doctor either, but I've done what I do professionally, in the civilian world, for 17 years, its just not some part time job I picked up.

You can indeed have A LOT of thick white stuff, and YES, it can be PERFECTLY NORMAL.

I've seen patients, who just like yourself, had never seen a thick, white, enormous amount of discharge come out of their body before.  Shocked, the drag themselves in to be tested.  I can tell you, the MAJORITY of the time., when the white, thick, copious amount of discharge, is their ONLY negative symptom, they are rendered COMPLETELY HEALTHY.

Did you know that some men and some women can "cum/orgasim" and not actually ejaculate or secrete a substance?  Is that the norm?  No.  Is it abnormal?  For some, and the body they were given, yes, it is normal.

visually unappealing things that we have dont have control over.  Human anatomy and physiology is so interesting and weird, and complex, and sometimes just unexplainable.I love those cases that baffles the docs who have been practicing medicine for 20, 30 years, and then one day out the blue a patient will come in and just leave them baffled and scratching their heads.  And that kiddos is the wonderful world of medicine. .

......great job pleasuring his lady.

http://www.xvideos.com/video640491/wet_creamy_pussy_orgasm_amazing_must_see_

...has much to learn about the human anatomy.

A healthy kitty never produces any white secretions!

So, the reviewer was right to scrub himself in the bathroom to get rid of it.

White secretions equals to yeast infections (with odor or not!)

To the point the reviewer had all over his pubes!
Tons of very thick white discharge is not normal and it might be a sign of sort sort of health issue.
I am not a doctor but I have seen enough penises and vaginas to say that a enormous amount of thick white stuff is NOT normal.
I can google too, but I don't go by what is online. I go by what my doctor says.

Thick white secretions can be absolutely normal.  My ex and many other women I have been with would release thick white, creamy secretions when they would cum.  Yeast infections will look much, much different (kinda like cottage cheese) and there is often a different not normal smell.  When most women ovulate the secretions will be white and creamy.  The secretions will also dry with a "ferning" pattern (like the leaves on a fern).  The thicker secretion helps with the fertilization process.

I dont think androids make any vaginal secretions.  Or might I recommend a blow up doll for you?

Shit in the butthole is normal too, but if a girl shits on you, it's not cool.

That's just how mine works.  Anybody want me to show them?

That offer is only available to females.

maybe it's time to find another line of work/play.

Hate to disagree, but your answer is not quite correct.

Vaginal secretions can range from clear and runny, to thick and milky. Factors such as where she is in her hormonal cycle, her level of sexual arousal (the more aroused she is, the thinner and clearer it tends to be), her own natural tendencies, hydration, and nutrition.

Having said all that, if after intercourse, she is producing thick milky secretions, that is not necsssarily a good sign. Generally secretions tend to thin and become clear the more aroused a lady becomes. So she was either totally not into him (possible), or she has other factors affecting her vaginal secretions that should be investigated.

Long live the female anatomy and physiology!!!!!!

...posting her discharge as part of a review is unnecessary.  I may be wrong, but it comes across as a deliberate implication that the lady has something wrong with her due to her discharge.

I'm not afraid to say that my body does different things at different times.  Sometimes I'm so wet I leave puddles on beds and my cum actually drips down my thighs.  Sometimes I may use a new brand of condom or lube that my body chemistry reacts to and strange things happen... One time I swear it was like foam coming out of me!  LOL but it creeped me out more than it did my lover.  He realized it was the product, not me.

Men also have all types of varieties in their discharge.  Some men pre-cum, which I could blab about to my lady friends and imply as being a symptom of syphilis (which yes, technically it is but there's a difference between pre-cum and oozing, pus-like discharge)  but I would never do that because I understand how bodies function;  we are all different at different times of the month, week, even day!

Bottom line through this mild ramble is I find it hurtful to share such details in a review/public forum.



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Does his preference, and clear lack of experience with the female body make it OK to write a review that makes it sound as though she is either diseased, or some sort of freak? His inexperience should be allowed to potentially ruin her business and ostracize her?

All women have white secretions when they cum!  Some more than others.  He should have been flattered that she was having such a good time!  What a douche!  And NO she doesn't need to douche.  This is completely normal.  Man, I feel sorry for his future wife!  He has a lot to learn.  I hope TER removes his review.  With all the reviews TER rejects for various reasons, I cannot believe they allowed this one.  Wow... It's disappointing to say the least.

Hey -- this is FANTASY.  'Normal' biology has nothing to do with it.   How is a dislike for ooze any more shallow or misguided than any other preference?  It makes the guy uncomfortable.  It's his call.

It amazes me that a bunch of people OK with a gorgeous 22 year old pretending to have the hots for a fat fifty year old suddenly think it's unreasonable for some other guy to be turned off by some oozy pussy.

If we 'hobbyists' wanted reality, we wouldn't be paying shitloads of money to actresses!  The guy has every right to not repeat, for any reason he wants.  And if that reason includes ooze, then so be it.  He's the paying customer.

I agree, it's a buyers market, and if it grosses you out...don't repeat.  Similarly, if mentioned in the review, might be something other hobbyists should be made aware of if this is not their cup of tea.

The adult store has some vibrating blowup dolls. Biology has everything to do with real women. Now I agree that we have the right to walk leaving the donation any time we choose, but to blast a lady as unhealthy in a review for what sound like normal discharge if it was orderless is not OK. The guy had no right to do that.

i think every girl i have fucked has had white secretions all over my dick! I see it as a good thing, shes HORNY!

John, I agree with you right up to the point where you say he has a right to not repeat for any reason he wants.  While that's literally true, wouldn't it be best for him to not repeat for the right reason, as opposed to not repeating out of ignorance about the female?  I guess maybe your point is that it doesn't matter if he's grossed out by something even if he knows it's a completely healthy reaction to his massive dong and mad skills.  If that's what you meant then I agree totally.  Personally, I'd be turned on by imagining it had happened due to my amazing sexual abilities.  One can dream...

That way he can avoid any vaginal secretions.  Or your suggestion of the non human variety may be more fitting for him.  A life like human doll!  Then he can pay once and be done with it since that seems to be an issue for him too.  

Yes, providers may be actresses at times.  But for him to assume a woman can control her scecretions is just plain stupid.  I'll bet he can control exactly how much cum comes out of his penis too RIGHT!?  What a tool.  

To BashfulJohn!  The next time you schedule an appoitment, you may want to ask the lady about her secretions first!  LOL  Yup!  Pretty stupid stuff!  Still ask her though!  That way she can avoid seeing you.

Why should this realm be any different?

It's profoundly ironic and hypocritical that any man would complain about seriously obvious female arousal.

Their loss.

The same set of guys insist that all girls fake it. When instead they should look in the mirror and blame themselves for their ineptness.

Getting a girl to cum is not rocket science!

Jeepers, people, relax.  I'm not condemning the woman for her juices.  I'm just saying the guy has a right to his preferences too.  If he doesn't want to repeat, so what?  We weren't there, and maybe it was well within the realms of normal -- even complimentary.  But the guy didn't like it.  It made him uncomfortable.  Whatever.  He's paying for a fantasy that didn't meet his expectations.  No different than if he showed up and she was fatter than she appeared in her pictures.  Or had her head newly shaved and six nose rings and a wart on her forehead.  Some guys might like that.  But he didn't, and he's going to hire someone else next time.  Let him.  He stated clearly what happened and what bothered him in his review.  Now you don't like honesty in the reviews?  It would have been OK if he said she was fat and stupid, but godforbid he shouldn't talk about her vaginal juices?  What if she had a booger hanging out of her nose the whole time?  Snot is a normal secretion too.  I'm sure many of you studs are so awesome that you regularly pound the boogers right out of the girl's face, and find it hot when she has a big loogey hanging down to her upper lip, and lick it off voraciously just before you dive back down between her legs to lick her asshole.

Personally, I like a good squelchy girl.  The more juice the better.  And if she shits herself, goes cross eyed, and passes out when she cums, I think that's awesome.


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It never ceases to amaze me how little guys know about the normal range of the female body.

Hehe, i read a similar review sometime ago and was laughing my ass off at how silly the reviewer was being about the whole thing. He said he went down and it smelled kinda funny so he passed on the DATY but then went on and had the sex and during that... He said she had white stuff on her Vag that was thick so he decided to cum faster and get out of there.

Intuition is the answer to all decisions, if you feel something isnt right, get out. It doesnt hurt to be informed though, because white isnt ussually bad...but white and smelly im not too sure, why risk it?

that makes her look like she has a problem, disease or is unclean.  There is no problem with personal preferences.  But he is condemning her for something that is completely natural that she has no control over.

Peace!  

Personally, if someone suspects that a provider has an STD, I want him to report that.   Sure, this guy probably has nothing to worry about.  But secretions, smell, nascent sores.  I wanna know about that stuff.

No different than knowing whether a rat was spotted in the kitchen of your favorite restaurant.  Doesn't mean there's anything wrong with the food.  But it's worth knowing.

And ladies -- remember you're providing a service.  If you want guys to appreciate you 'as is', don't charge.  Otherwise, it's about HIM.  As weird and fat and stupid as he may be, he's still the guy paying.  It's your job to accept his quirks, not the other way around.