: TER General Board Discussion : Very true (E)

Johnny3Balls 1598 reads

posted 11 years ago

1 / 18

There's 1 or 2 on every board. You're looking for an BJ expert, she'll respond. Looking for a busty spinner that loves to DFK, she's raising her hand even though she stretches to be a B cup. Looking for someone in part A of town, you get a response "too bad you aren't in part B of town". ISO a blonde, one-legged midget with lots of tats that has no teeth, she'll be showing you ways her fat 5'8" black haired, buck-toothed pale skinned ass fits the description. Sometimes they'll respond "I ain't all that but I can show you a good time, what you want with a [fill in the blank] girl anyway"

Makes me laugh every time, if you aren't what the OP is looking for you're just making yourself look desperate

anavictoria See my TER Reviews 356 reads

posted 11 years ago

2 / 18

Just shows we don't read either! -eom-

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AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 647 reads

posted 11 years ago

3 / 18

Oh wow

Yes I laugh when I see gals answer every single ISO Local Post. The majority of the time they don't even fit the ISO.

I am laughing at self because I have only answered 2 ISO posts ever (both via pm). One of those times I didn't quite fit the ISO but I was interested in the poster, based off prior posts. Figured I'd give it a shot.

I "sort of" agree with you. If you aren't even close to the ISO, not even remotely in the area or ever will be, or if you are the type who answers every single ISO post, you come across as needing business.

Although I could understand mentioning self if you are pretty close to what is wanted.

Know how I view the Hobby? If you treat every guy great and aim for regulars, you won't need to ask every single guy to call you (of which half already said you are not even close to his type, no matter what type you are). You'll be too busy with regulars and will have little or no time for drumming up new guys. A very simple thing that some do not grasp. *** Again, this is about the ones who respond to every single ISO post. I completely understand if a new gal who has no or little reviews, is trying to get her name out there and find some guys.

Posted By: Johnny3Balls

There's 1 or 2 on every board. You're looking for an BJ expert, she'll respond. Looking for a busty spinner that loves to DFK, she's raising her hand even though she stretches to be a B cup. Looking for someone in part A of town, you get a response "too bad you aren't in part B of town". ISO a blonde, one-legged midget with lots of tats that has no teeth, she'll be showing you ways her fat 5'8" black haired, buck-toothed pale skinned ass fits the description. Sometimes they'll respond "I ain't all that but I can show you a good time, what you want with a [fill in the blank] girl anyway"

Makes me laugh every time, if you aren't what the OP is looking for you're just making yourself look desperate.

rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 269 reads

posted 11 years ago

4 / 18

Also known as a Swiss Army Hooker. (eom)

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mrfisher 115 Reviews 345 reads

posted 11 years ago

5 / 18

On the other hand, you have to give them some credit for trying hard. eom

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AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 317 reads

posted 11 years ago

6 / 18

Very true (E)

Posted By: mrfisher

lopaw 29 Reviews 313 reads

posted 11 years ago

7 / 18

props to her for trying -e-

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LoboGris 3 Reviews 297 reads

posted 11 years ago

8 / 18

ROFLMFAO and all the blades are open at once (eom)

Posted By: rrasha88

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 250 reads

posted 11 years ago

9 / 18

No props from me. It makes them seem needy and desperate. EOM

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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 255 reads

posted 11 years ago

10 / 18

Give them credit for acting desperate? No thanks. EOM

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AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 315 reads

posted 11 years ago

11 / 18

True too (E)

Posted By: perfectstorm

b_genderous 434 reads

posted 11 years ago

12 / 18

SMH

I get the same bewshit when trying to find domestic help on CL. "I know you want a female near DTC at 5 or sooner with own transportation , buuuuuut...I'm a male in Arvada, I can be there by 11 and oh yeah; I need you to pick me up." Thanks pal. I love how you gave zero fucks about my mentioning that those points listed were non-negotiable.

HidingBehindMyAlias 294 reads

posted 11 years ago

13 / 18

Just like commercial television, lots of advertising

I've seen the ones who respond with "I know I'm late for the party, but....", days after the ISO OP left town. Then there the ones who will hit a tri-state area hard with "I can be there this evening" no matter which corner of the state the OP is in. Hell, with that kind of action, it starts to make sense why some girls have to cancel because of car trouble.

I remember they used to refer to James Brown as the hardest working man in show business. I sort of think about these providers that hit every ISO in that way.

Just my .02

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JohnyComeAlready 330 reads

posted 11 years ago

14 / 18

Re: No props from me. It makes them seem needy and desperate. EOM

... and they tell the ISO poster to fill out their website screening form.

Perhaps there is a correlation between the two?
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 *I only said those eight words.

hollydavis See my TER Reviews 395 reads

posted 11 years ago

15 / 18

I only respond when appropriate!

I know many providers seem to do this but, I truly only do when I fit what they are looking for. Desperate I am not! Just trying to keep it classy!