The first time a rent a cop tries to shake me down in a hotel where I have spent MY money is the last time I will ever stay at such an establishment.

and just what the fuck is wrong with greeting a lady friend with a kiss? in public or anywhere else for that matter.

I do realize that telling hotel security is not an option for a provider, but as a paying guest I don't have mind in the least telling an overly agressive rent a cop to go fuck himself.

A more practical suggestion I might make for the OP is to ask the regional board in the city he is traveling in for advice as to which hotels are hobby friendly and unfriendly. I got a lot of free advice from the good folks in Chicago a couple of weeks ago about hotels, Wrigley field, and the local talent. That is what TER is all about, it's a great resource, don't be afraid to use it.

Just because you know that you are seeing a prostitute doesn't mean that anybody else does. It's not illegal to "hook up" at a hotel.

As long as you look and act as if you belong and are doing nothing wrong, very few hotel employees are going to take the chance of offending a paying customer by giving you the third degree.

con men, private dicks, spies, criminals, and anyone who wants to go unnoticed.

Be relaxed, confident, casual, and just go about your business. You'll blend into the scenery to anyone who sees you.

It's actually kind of fun to set up scenarios for yourself and simply go into places you don't belong and would be asked to leave if you were asked what you are doing there.

It's just like you see in the fuckin' movies!

You gotta be smart about it, though. Observant, too. If you are, it's amazing what you can get away with. You do that a dozen times or so and and I guarantee you will never be paranoid of something a simple as bringing an escort to your room.


HH

Acting natural is the key by both parties.

Those who ask this question repeatedly about Hotels, please print, miniaturize and store in your wallets. Others may save it for future reference.