... and to read his stuff, he must have been a 10!!!    While he was pretty sure his kissing skills were top notch, his oral skills were even more amazing.  Can you believe she even told him so?  

I'd rather not out him here since we've all read reviews like this many times, but it got me wondering if the girls ever read the reviews and just laugh.

It also got me wondering if we shouldn't run two new surveys, best reviewer of "07, and funniest '07 review.  What do you all think?


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I've often posted that I'm sure glad that the providers DO NOT review ME!   My sorry state of sexual prowess would get me a "2!"    A "1" is - he died during the appointment.

When I finish an appointment I'm usually thinking...hmmm, should I write her an apology note now or later?  

Any many who truly, really, no shit, not kidding - has a lady tell him "he's the best"...well, I'm in awe of him.  But there's no way to prove that unless the lady puts it in writing.

Until that happens, color me "skeptical."

Oh, and would "funny" mean:
1) style of writing - like humorous
or
2)  "funny" like in - "this guy is so full of crap"....

?

I'm not sure I care what she thinks...I'm PAYING for a service and she is providing it. As long as I'm satisfied does it really matter if she says anything at all?

It's a harsh reality that if the lady is having a great time then you're going to have a great time.  If she's not, she'll make sure you at least have a smile, but you never know what YMMV means until you've had a woman with you who is really, honest to god, having fun.

I agree, "Funny" is too vague.  Perhaps, "Most entertaining" would apply to the reviews that are the most fun to read.  That could mean funny, sexy, whatever.  Just flat out great reviews.

"Most unbelievable" would apply to reviews that are posted that are "funny" because they're so far fetched.  "I couldn't believe how great I was!  I made her cum 25 times in the three minutes I was able to hold out!"

You get the idea.

Your point is well taken, hardwood. If only I could give the lady as great a time as I have had many a time, we certainly would both be the better for it. However, I, too, am as lacking as some of the previous posters. I therefore appreciate a lady who adds to my fantasy that I truly am "king of the world", choosing to believe it for a few short hours, and returning to share her company as often as possible in the future. I can only reciprocate with kindness and generosity.

One thing I appreciate about this board is that there a lot of folks who enjoy the hobby but who can share their, um, shortcomings, without having to worry that there is a rating group somewhere holding up cards with 6's or 3's or worse. Perhaps it would make sense if the hobbyist were to receive a discount for anything over a 6 or a surcharge for anything under a 4.

This is not a "turnabout is fair play" issue. The ladies are providing a valuable and appreciated service and the reviews we write hold them accountable to the promise of their gifts plus we strive to share our better experiences (we want those ladies to succeed and stay around) and warn of our ROB's or near ROB's.

I might as well be alone. So, I\'ll try to make an effort to give her a good time too. Usually it brings better results, but not always. But one does need long enough an appointment in order to bring it about for most gals.

I tried to be "nice" while sort of humorous but also provide what potential hobbyists of KellyDD should know.

Grade of B?

I click on the link and it sends me to a page that says "you cannot read any reviews you did not write".

Before anyone jumps up, I have vip, I am signed in and have read the new reviews for my area already (first thing I do when getting on TER).

b-

LOL it's a bad link.   It did the same to me.  To see it just go to channelguy's reviews and find her name in the list (at least until he corrects the link)...or you could click on the link below...

LOL,,,,,,,,,,Not brain surgery and yes, Id vote for it so far, very very funny (since it's not of me)

I actually posted a similar concept a couple of months ago, but it never showed up on the Board.  It had to do with The Most Entertaining Reviews that you have read.

I linked the following review as an example.

I have re-read this thing a few times, and each time it makes me laugh and happy for the reviewer.  It also makes me want to see the woman, but I am also a little scared ...

erotic.  What a adventure that gent had!  Many thanks for posting.

Channelguy,

Just read your review of KellyDD.  I like your writing style.  Much more enjoyable to read than the typical reviews.

Still, I couldn't help but noticing in yours ...
... "I thought some sexual humping might get the dead done."

Um, did you freudian slip your way around "deed done"?



Keep up the literate efforts.  Now I'll be perusing through the full body of your work.

Picky readers unite!