I'd really appreciate it if the women would tell me that the last guy was DATY and she couldn't/didn't wash up, or any other potential for a hygiene issue. I quit eating pussy that I can't be 100% sure of. Nothing like a mouth on fire with a yeast infection or worse. Sounds pretty basic, but a couple of the nicest gals I've ever known sent me to the clinic.

of scrambled eggs, toast and some bacon....

Also, I am tired of ASS...SHIT....DICK SIZES....videos/posts...

And I am sure most of us can do without it....

Thanks babe

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Video was funny as fk though, and she is right. Both sexes need to get educated on cleaning. Your morning shower is not cutting it. If I get caught in the damn woods for 3 days, I can promise you my vagina will be the last thing to smell! Wipes, wash, douche...it's really not all that hard. I can't remember the last time I used regular toilet paper...baby wipes every time!

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Rimming either pitching or catching is disgusting IMO. I had a friend almost die in Mexico from E. Coli from doing that to a lady in Mexico.

Ms. Rayne,

If ever you desire a tongue on your bung.....I'll be your Huckleberry.

I got a real chuckle out of the listening to the video....but agree with it whole heartedly!!!!

I read these "basics" from a provoders site and copied them here.....    these are the basics I practice.........I generally dress and clean my self as if I am going on a date......'cause I am!!!

A shower
•Brushing teeth and avoiding garlic or onion based foods
•Thoroughly washing your genitals
•If you are uncircumsized, make sure to pull the skin back and wash underneath the foreskin as well
•If you have long pubic hair - I recommend trimming it so it will not get stuck when a condom is put on - a little "manscaping" never hurt
•Antiperspirant is fine - but go easy on the cologne

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3JcX7fyNVY

....lol I've licked many of balls and thought they were fresh and clean until I got to the back of em' and ..... *smh slowly*.

Take a little Extra time. Some ladies need to do the same .... Lets all keep it fresh!
Muah
xoxoxo

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All true and frequent!! What's UP with some of you all?

I can just see Larry doing a video covering that. Now that is funny!!!

I mean how can that funk be that close to your own damn nose, and you don't smell it? Come the fk on y'all! Chew some gum, grab a mint, or use a freakin Stick Up...makes me no difference! Some people need a Stick Up for their ass...IJS.






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and puking for 2 damn days like you got food poisoning. No thanks, but hey 5k would keep me happy for that 2 days so I might think about it bwahahaha. Everytime I see rimming in a profile, I have to LMAO unless that girl is getting P A I D!

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This woman is a southern ghetto chic for sure (how many times did she say "ya'll, btw?)  This is all true for both men and women but probably moreso with men because of hair.  Like momma always said, wash AND dry properly! Not sure clorox wipes are the way to go but I think we all got the message!

Although I dont have a bidet in my home, every time I poo I jump right into the shower and clean my arse properly.

No way can just toilet roll clean your arse.

In some European countries such as France and Rome bidets are very common.

I had one in my room earlier this year in Rome, and last year I also had one in my Venice hotel.
They also come in handy for keeping my pop cool.

If they keep your pop cool, then they have ice water in them. If they have ice water, I sure as hell ain't using one and shooting ice water up my ass!

According to our friend Freud, I am certainly anal when it comes to hygiene, house cleaning, and stuff being out of place, BUT I am orally fixated like a mo fo! I yap a lot, chew gum, bite my nails, smoke, and suck d*ck like there is no tomorrow. I could keep a c*ck in my mouth 8 hours a day given the chance. I need a BF!

Dear Ms. Rayne:
It is obvious from the time that you where a teenager, that you have had an immense understanding of supply and demand. Also during this time, I am sure that you have read a lot and have had an immense appreciation with you healthcare professionals on how STD and STI's are spread. Considering that the aforementioned has been said,the reason that you would charge more is just like your counterparts in the visual arts discipline of this industry, it takes more time to prepare to do those acts as well as your dietary modifications. Hence just as your compensation would go up so would theirs.  Thus as you have said and it is obvious that the compensation be commensurate with the preparation and risk of the act.

Many people are really tired of these posts.

How was breakfast?

Maybe you guys should have hung onto Soriano.  Or maybe it worked out best this way  LOL

Your too funny!!
A BF.......wow, he's in for a good time.... ( 8 hrs a day )

I agree, there are some that the minute the pants come off the room gains an odor and the last place we really want to be is between that guys legs.  What kills me is when you ask if a gent would like to shower 1st and he says non he did this morning(like 10+hrs ago) and the pants come off and the stench is THICK.  HOW IN HOLY HELL do they not smell that?

There is also another issue.  Sometimes only cleaning well before you visit a provider STILL will not get you fresh and rosy.  Why?  Because the funk was there for so long that it has permeated the pores and it will not go.  You really should always clean well every time and all the time if for nothing else other then your health.  A build up of fecal or foreskin grime can lead to infection and rash which is very easy to remedy by staying clean and dry.

I to am a super clean person.  I like to shower between guests and wash the girly bits and booty so that everything is fresh and new for my new guest.  I do not use baby wipes, something in the soapy is irritating to my kitten but I do use Personal Cleansing Cloths designed for the kitty since chemicals in a wipe can lead to infection.  You guys have no idea how hard it is to keep that box lunch clean as a whistle yet not create an upheaval that will throw off our PH and lead to 1 infection or another.  You have to keep the bacteria's just right, the PH just right, and you can't douche to often because that too is bad for our bodies(messes with the bacteria and PH)...  So, the next time you are with a lady who takes fresh and clean with her juices tasting right, appreciate all the work she puts in.  It is a hell of alot easier to wash a dick, taint and ass then it is to deal with everything we have going on...  

Wash them nutZZZZZ!  LOL

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yes....I agree!!!!    for providers TOO!!!!!!!     We all know what has been in our mouths....on our tongues........etc.......  but Damm.......GARGLE!!!!!  help my fantasy with clean fresh smelling breath!!!!!!!

I manscape. Shaved. Always freshly showered, I'll even put a loverly scented cream on the taint.

Chicks dig it.