Vaginal cream on her face is the secret to her ageless beauty!  



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Ageless Beauties
Vicki, 59: From The Oprah Winfrey Show

Vicki may be almost 60, but she doesn't look like it! She uses some very unique age-defying secrets to stay young looking…and has worn the same clothing size all her life!

Vicki's secrets: She swims and dives every day. Vicki also picked up a little trick from a dermatologist in Florida for her extremely dry skin, caused by her extensive exposure to sun and swimming pools. "I have been putting vaginal cream on my face for 20 years. And I use that with Preparation H for puffiness and dryness around the eyes. I use that every night and it really seems to work."

Gives new meaning to "creamin' my jeans."

ROFLMSLAO!!!!!!!

...if I show this to the wifey and explain that I need to be diving the muff everynight (something she doesn't allow, hence I hobby), so as to prevent aging, you think she might go for it?  Of course, it didn't work when I showed her the threads about swallowing a man's jism was supposedly good for a woman.  In fact, all she did was ask "why are you on a site devoted to seeing escorts?"  LOL!!!!!!!!!!!