Recently I saw a provider that I liked very much, as a person and services provided,  but when I went down to DATY which I love she tasted bitter.  I mean it just wasn't so tasty I cant put my finger on what she tasted like in comparison to some foods but it definately wasn't sweet. No smell or odor though. I did not say anything or react in a negative way just slowly inched my way back up and away from the area.  It was just a horrible taste.  did not see any signs of a period, any idea WTF could have caused her to taste that way.  I had a good session but would not see her again because of this.  Should I let her know? If so I do I say it?

Smoking, coffee, and alcohol (especially beer) can  result in a bitter taste

I had kind of the same experience recently with a new girl I called.She claimed that she was a squirter and asked if I wanted it in my face.I've seen a real squirter before and it tasted great,but on this occasion,ummmm no! It was very bitter,unlike anything I'd ever tasted before.I backed off and just fingered her and she kept on gushing.I then realized why it was different. I unfortunately received my first and totally unwanted golden shower ever! Needless to say,I will not be a repeat customer.I'm not saying that this is what happened to you but maybe she took a p*ss before seeing you and didn't freshen up again.Other than that,I can't imagine what might have caused this problem.

Please tell us who it is so we won't make the same mistake. I HATE the flavor and smell of piss!!!

Had she just come from the bathroom before your session? Do you know if she was freshly bathed? What did she eat or drink that day? It's gross, but maybe she had an infection and didn't realize it at that time. Sometimes you may get a little itching but you don't realize anything for a couple of days. Sometimes women experience more odor and other things when they wear tight jeans or pantyhose. Personally, I like the kitty to air out all the time. Wink!

If you had a good time with her, but are skeptical of asking (which I'm sure would be embarrassing)you can always refrain from DATY if it's not your thing. Otherwise, I'd ask her. It might be a little odd, but I know I'd want to know if something were off with me so I could either change my diet or get a checkup. Luckily, I'm pretty healthy. Believe me, there's been some men that don't taste or smell too good down there, too. That's why we like you guys trimmed good or completely shaved near the twins.

Hugs,
Ciara

I think that's taking it to the extreme. We all have our off days and hopefully I never have, but to post a lady's name that she has foul-tasting kitty is way out of line. The gentleman needs to ask her and perhaps she can tell him why.  Can you imagine if we (providers) posted to everyone which guy had a nasty-tasting sausage?

Hugs,
Ciara

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I don't have any ill will towards her and don't wish her any difficulty finding clients.She is a nice person and did ask me first before she showered me so shame on me I say.I will say this much Bob,she's not in the Baltimore/D.C area.

All good points!  Another to consider, perhaps she already had some sort of lube on?  I guess the best way to find out is to approach the subject.  What's the worst thing that could happen?  She gets mad and doesn't want to have anything to do with you?  Well you weren't going to see her again anyways right?  Then again, it could have been something easily explainable and perhaps next time it could be taken care of and you two could have a much more pleasant experience.

Too much smoking, alcohol, etc.

It may have been something very simple - she may have used a cleaning product on herself. I often clean my bits with an antimicrobial (like Purell) and it's VERY bitter tasting. Not smelly, or foul like something rotten, just horribly bitter. I've learned to rinse with water before someone takes a lick after I've cleansed myself, but not until after I had accidently stuck my fingers in my mouth with the antimicrobial on them. YUCK!

During certain times of my cycle, I can taste bitter... it's usually not bad but noticable.  For some time I was taking a nasal spray to clear up an ear infection, THAT made me taste horribly bitter.

If there was no discharge, smell or odor, perhaps she was on medications?  I would suggest if it was serious enough for you to not see her, you might want to tell her... how many others might react the same way and she will never know?  I would want to know, uncomfortable as it would be.  Another idea since you liked her and her service - flavored lube to sweeten the pot...

I do check my taste regularly, just to see, and  before anyone else has opportunity to go there.  Hopefully your experience wasn't with me lol!



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sour apple is my fav

Insert a Hershey's kiss first.  That may sweeten the pot.

Maybe it was the lube from a previous visitor. EOM

Its probably lactic acid that gives the bitter tast.  Normal flora in the vagina is largely lacto bacillis.  It loves warm moist climates and is a facultative aerobe.  That means it can grow in in the absence of oxygen.  But when it does, it converts the glyco-protein nutrients of the vaginal secretions to lactic acid.  This is more likely to occur when a woman is highly aroused for several hours or days and given undisturbed time for the lacto bacillis to really grow.  Or it might occur associted with a lot of heavy work-out exercise.  This should not be harmful to either the diner or the dinee, but may certainly produce a odorless bitter tast.  The remedy might simply be a good bath or shower, a light douche, or anything that reduces the acid and bacterial concentration.

I'm not sure I agree with this theory. My previous ATF provider smoked (as I do to) and also enjoyed drinking, but not to excess.  She always tasted sweet as honey.

Could it possibly have been spermicide from a condom?

these are all factors.
Later

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I once had a civilain lady in Montreal way before AIDS and mandatory condom use.  I think she had used a douche' or spermacide.  Really bitter.

She's taking medication for a urinary tract infection that causes that taste. It also makes her pee orange.

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