I'm trying to schmooze my way into getting some bare back action from a provider I've seen for about 3 years.  Seems to me, she may be open to the idea because the other night, she and I went out for drinks together. She even texted me a sweet good night after I left and even called me a "Sweetie". This leads me to think that she might have some feelings for me.  

So which one of you is really the idiot?

And your handle is aesthetically annoying

Bareback has already been done to death by Udolt, one of our best recent trolls. He even combined bareback with fucking under-aged Thai girls.  You can do better.  Or at least we hope so

See. Maybe she is just afraid of getting pregnant.
Not the AIDS, or Herpes, or warts, or weird shit I never heard of that may be growing in your dick.

Combining the BBFS with the predatory gift-giving angle (to deceive a provider into thinking he's sweet) will tug on some heart strings, both from men and ladies. That and his competent summary piece tell me he's a storyteller.

Your posts always make me laugh. She may oblige you if you present your dick covered in gold dust and encrusted with diamonds.

Like me for instance

I assure you, I'm no troll and not here to harm anyone.  I come in peace.  
I'm just a bored corporate executive who's fascinated by Vera Wang, 2 fingers in a vagina, and $100 girls in Costa Rica.

Over the years, you've taught me everything I need to know on how to be a fun hobbyist.  

She'll love it...and so will you  LOL

ren't there like 2 or 3 different types?

Just for you Cosette  *Wink* WINK*

Whole lot better than the Depends adult diapers gift I was going to get for your old ass.

She said she likes cultured and successful guys like me.

Just use rubber bands to tie my sack together. Cum can't go out this way, can they?

Just put them in the closet...I'm sure you'll need them shortly  LOL

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 Whole lot better than the Depends adult diapers gift I was going to get for your old ass.

I'm not your typical troll, I'm just the BOWSS and I ride on my boat.  
I do not like to fuck under-aged girls

You can have it. I'm still young, I don't need it. LOL

Maybe you can help me find a good investment banker?

Otherwise how would you know you don't like it?

What kind of investment are you looking for? :

It seems this gal likes riding bareback.

And I'm NOT looking for partners....but I also have no interest in taking on the liability issue either.

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What kind of investment are you looking for?  
 

She might have something for you only BBFS might provide. Beware of hookers throwing out FS BB. They may be giving you a gift that never leaves

And if that doesn't work, get back to me and I'll give you a few more ideas.

From what I hear, mods themselves had troll aliases every now and then. Now that they are gone, who will do the job of making TER boards exciting and lively?  

Can’t you guys see from the flat line that, the worm is either dead or squirming?

And when you engage them and especially if you get mad, you're playing the game they want you to.  Capice?

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