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Dr Who revived 541 reads
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Just put them in the closet...I'm sure you'll need them shortly  LOL

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 Whole lot better than the Depends adult diapers gift I was going to get for your old ass. :)

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I'm trying to schmooze my way into getting some bare back action from a provider I've seen for about 3 years.  Seems to me, she may be open to the idea because the other night, she and I went out for drinks together. She even texted me a sweet good night after I left and even called me a "Sweetie". This leads me to think that she might have some feelings for me.  

Any gift advice that might make this girl consider BBFS with me?

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GaGambler845 reads

So which one of you is really the idiot?

If anything, he is just proving just how gullible the membership here actually is. Inicky gave him shit for a lack of originality, but if the old tried and  trued "I've fallen for a provider" and "BBFS" staples still work, why break a sweat coming up with new stuff?

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Combining the BBFS with the predatory gift-giving angle (to deceive a provider into thinking he's sweet) will tug on some heart strings, both from men and ladies. That and his competent summary piece tell me he's a storyteller.

I'm still feeling Ridgeschmucky, in which case the whole rigmarole with his wife would make him the ultimate imposter troll.

-- Modified on 2/17/2014 7:20:49 PM

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___________699 reads

I assure you, I'm no troll and not here to harm anyone.  I come in peace.  
I'm just a bored corporate executive who's fascinated by Vera Wang, 2 fingers in a vagina, and $100 girls in Costa Rica.

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___________627 reads

Over the years, you've taught me everything I need to know on how to be a fun hobbyist.  

I'm just baffled why my ATF won't do me bare back even though we go a long way back.  I need me some of that RAW skin to skin action, you know what I'm sayin?

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Posted By: ___________
I'm trying to schmooze my way into getting some bare back action from a provider I've seen for about 3 years.  Seems to me, she may be open to the idea because the other night, she and I went out for drinks together. She even texted me a sweet good night after I left and even called me a "Sweetie". This leads me to think that she might have some feelings for me.    
   
 Any gift advice that might make this girl consider BBFS with me?

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___________651 reads

ren't there like 2 or 3 different types?

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Cosette698 reads

And your handle is aesthetically annoying

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___________734 reads

Just for you Cosette  *Wink* WINK*

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inicky46512 reads

And when you engage them and especially if you get mad, you're playing the game they want you to.  Capice?

-- Modified on 2/18/2014 1:26:30 PM

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inicky46711 reads

Bareback has already been done to death by Udolt, one of our best recent trolls. He even combined bareback with fucking under-aged Thai girls.  You can do better.  Or at least we hope so

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___________833 reads

I'm not your typical troll, I'm just the BOWSS and I ride on my boat.  
I do not like to fuck under-aged girls

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Dr Who revived713 reads

Otherwise how would you know you don't like it?

How about that referral (for that investment banker...not the underage girls you've seen  LOL)?  Send it to my corporate email addy if you wouldn't mind  LOL

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I'm not your typical troll, I'm just the BOWSS and I ride on my boat.  
 I do not like to fuck under-aged girls.  
   
 

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Posted By: ___________
I'm not your typical troll, I'm just the BOWSS and I ride on my boat.  
 I do not like to fuck under-aged girls.  
   
 
I suspect you would fuck a box of rocks if you thought there might be a snake in it.

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TheHoundOfCullin1026 reads

See. Maybe she is just afraid of getting pregnant.
Not the AIDS, or Herpes, or warts, or weird shit I never heard of that may be growing in your dick.

So. The solution is simple...
Get her a hammer, and a cutting board.  
Put your sack on the cutting board, let her smash your nuts into oatmeal.
This way, she will know you are shooting blanks

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___________547 reads

Just use rubber bands to tie my sack together. Cum can't go out this way, can they?

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SoCalDreaming697 reads

Your posts always make me laugh. She may oblige you if you present your dick covered in gold dust and encrusted with diamonds.

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Crisis25667 reads

Like me for instance

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___________545 reads

She said she likes cultured and successful guys like me.

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Dr Who revived544 reads

She'll love it...and so will you  LOL

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___________715 reads

Whole lot better than the Depends adult diapers gift I was going to get for your old ass. :)

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Dr Who revived542 reads

Just put them in the closet...I'm sure you'll need them shortly  LOL

Posted By: ___________
 
 Whole lot better than the Depends adult diapers gift I was going to get for your old ass. :)

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___________556 reads

You can have it. I'm still young, I don't need it. LOL

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Dr Who revived634 reads

Maybe you can help me find a good investment banker?

I did say...a GOOD one  LOL

I'm not in Cleveland or Cincy either...maybe someone local to me?

Posted By: ___________
You can have it. I'm still young, I don't need it. LOL

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___________631 reads

What kind of investment are you looking for? :

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Dr Who revived683 reads

And I'm NOT looking for partners....but I also have no interest in taking on the liability issue either.

Frankly my main objective is to buy the site and immediately restore the mods back to their prior roles.

Flipping the alias was always fun  LOL

Can I count on you to make this happen?  My pals warn me about using any investment banker west of the Hudson however.  Maybe you can fly to NYC and then make the deal?  Flights from Cleveland can't be that expensive....but a man of your means probably will just hire a private jet.  Hey...once I buy TER I'll also reinstate the TER corporate jet for all mods  ;)

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What kind of investment are you looking for? :)  
 

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___________662 reads

From what I hear, mods themselves had troll aliases every now and then. Now that they are gone, who will do the job of making TER boards exciting and lively?  

Flat line is here to serve you some fun times. :)

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Senator.Blutarsky729 reads

It seems this gal likes riding bareback.

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hbyist+truth=;(691 reads

She might have something for you only BBFS might provide. Beware of hookers throwing out FS BB. They may be giving you a gift that never leaves

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WickedBrut623 reads

And if that doesn't work, get back to me and I'll give you a few more ideas.

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anonymousfun499 reads

Can’t you guys see from the flat line that, the worm is either dead or squirming?

Why feed a worm?

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