Him: Hello.  

A hobbyist. That's some dumbass kid, or a fuckin psycho with a huge woman hating chip on his shoulder. I would hope any provider would see that for what it is, and not hold it against other ( serious ) potential clients.
Unfortunately...the world is overpopulated with assholes, freaks, and flakes. That amounts to a prank phone call...

That comes across as just some troll on twitter, which is like 50% of twitter, because twitter is a cesspool

You don’t like them. We don’t like them. Give it up.

...of a 5 part series.

Twitter rant # 666 will be my last one. Ever.

Not amusing, not interesting, nobody cares. But the "comedian" keeps coming back, night after night. Pretty soon it's obvious that they crave attention even when it's the negative kind. Pretty sad, really.

When someone continually posts things that no one else thinks have any value, it's pretty obvious that it feeds some kind of internal need they have. No amount of criticism or ridicule is likely to change that, as we've already seen, so my suggestion is to completely ignore them. Don't read them, don't respond to them - zero, zilch, nada. In the face of a complete boycott, maybe he'll stop, maybe he won't, but either way he won't be wasting anyone's time.

How are you going to "boycott" my posts? They're not a business.

but "starving a troll" almost never seems to work.  

Your strained and narrow interpretation of boycott as only pertinent to paying for a business service or good betrays a strained and narrow intellectual capacity. No surprise there.

did you receive a head injury or something.  These kinds of posts seem out of character with the Van we knew from before.  Did some hooker really work you over, or what?

I have to agree, while these could be humorous, and I do love some smarmy drama from time to time,  there's just not enough effort put into them.

Remember Ridgetucky, or BBFS4ever, they took pride in the troll posts they made and made sure that their posts were not only entertaining in a "what the fuck did he just say?" kind of way, but they actually made an effort on every one of their OPs.

And they continue to work me over. Shit, my Birthday was just last week, so yes, I got fucked silly. As far as changes in my personality, I suppose it's possible. I was a Twitter guy for almost 2 years. However, as I have noted in other posts, I have been blocked by my fair share of the man haters on Twitter, so some things haven't changed.

Too much time on Twitter destroys the brain.  Just look at the posts you reference from the providers there.  

That looks like a nice guy.