NO this is NOT a thread to ask if it's a good idea to ask via text/phone what's included in the menu.

him showing up tonight. I guess he hasn't thought of nailing a college chick yet since it's such a tragedy and all-LMAO!

Whoo Hoo!

someone who is super wiz in trading equities doing trolling BP?  

You don't remember anything. If you can't remember my prom, you don't remember anything... Like I give a damn bro.

Just have Daddy's G5 fly in a bunch of Adonia's porn stars.  I mean, BP girls? WTF!

Are you taking each class twice?  

Text #1: "U seem 2 good 2 B true! Are U?"

I know it's really late in the SPOTY game and fungus has a virtual lock over pimples but have you ever seen so many late entrants at this time of the year? Still enough to skew results. The return of Fidiot, Tidwit, and preppie all in the last couple of weeks is unprecedented Could the dungbeetle be far behind? or Taylor? You want to start another line on who the next returnee will be

For all his inconsistant BS posts, you could argue, you can't really argue his timeline for college. His first post was april 2012 about his prom date, then he supposedly went to "Asia" for the summer of 2012, then started college, so (not that I believe any of his crap) as far as time, some kid who started college in 2012 would still be in college.

For your high school prom and now you're trolling backpage? Did the trust fund dry up? How was "Asia?"

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I got something figured out and lined up for tomorrow. Just straight asked like I did usual, but will what will happen. I think they like the idea of me trying to just get 1-2 providers lined up for weeklies.

I'm skipping the other posts about your global, financial exploits or whatever's going on.  

him 2 yrs to go through 4 yr degree...lol

You said they haven't responded yet and I'm not surprised...they're going to think you're a cop! I didn't know they weren't allowed to post services or "gfe" on that site. But I think you should just see them anyway and find out...I mean it's not like you'll be losing that much money.

If they are bp with no reviews certainly they offer a half hour at 150. Why not just play it cool and book a half and vow to just understand there is a chance you may eat the 150?
                  You dont want to be annoying before even showing up. If she only does cbj and full service. My interpretation of full service has always been full service equals fucking no saliva exchange.
 Times have changed now gfe can mean full service because some claim that it is more how well whatever, I still and always have gone by the original definitions when the term gfe was coined when i was 22. 13 years ago before the cops had it down as illegal it was still a safe term to use and not known as a solicitation term by the law.
 But lets just say she only offers sex. But no kissing no bbj no going down. Cant you muster up the extra cash to just handle eating the 150 for that day?
                  I hate the guys that are like concerned of wasting 200 bucks god forbid i dont do rimming or wont shit on them or wont do erethra traing.
 I offer  200 HALF SO FOR ME ITS LIKE. dUDE! YOU CANT AFFORD TO JUST DROP 200 AND COME FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF WHAT MY SERVICE IS? gOD FORBID i DONT DO every LAST WISH.
 jUST PLAY IT COOL, SET A HALF HOUR RATE ASIDE AND DONT BE THAT MISERLY, CHEAP PRICK THAT LIKE NEEDS TO GET EVERY LADT INCH OF ACTION IN. bE A GENTLEMEN AND JUST GO AND FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF.  
  I called escorts thousands of time for my boyfriends.  
          I would never think of being that annoying as to try and ask about the service. If your gonna play and are that hard up with cash that you gotta be a dick ABOUT IT AND LIKE GO DOWN YOUR WISH LIST, dUDE YOUR GONNA SEEM SO FREAKIN ANNOYING OVER THE PHONE SHE IS GONNA BE AGGRAV ATED BEFORE YOU EVEN ARRIVE. wE ALSO DONT have TO DO ANYTHING WITH A ANY ONE, tHE GUYS THAT WASTE TIME GET WORSE SERVICE.
            I d say play it cool. Ixnay on if say and like chillax. Bein a bug on the phone oh can i do this? can i do that, then your actin like a goof and tryin to figue out how to communicate it with out comin right out and sayin it? Dude if your that hard up and cant afford to take a risk and possibly eat the what 150? she is bp and no ter ? She certainly has  150 HALF RATE, I MEAN ARE YOU THAT DESPERATE?
                       Dont be that annoying guy omg please!
Just be a mature classy gentlemen and act cool you will probly get all the services you wish if you approach it like a mature classy respectful hobbyist.
                          oh god dont be annoying hun just know you may have to eat the 150 once or twice while on the search.  
          Or stick to gals with a ter profile. Dont like call and try and ask in code hun your gonna maek yourself a pest.
 the guys that like are so poor they cant afford to possibly just show up pay and see in person . When most girls on bp offer quickie rates and half hours. There should never be guys calling and doin anything but stating the time they will be there and askin for directions, It just shows you have a champagne taste on a beer budget@!
           if your that low on cash you cant afford to just go for yourself and find out in person, Granted your not gonna get every thing ypou want at cheap appts. And rarely gfe at cheap appts.  
why not just wait 2 weeks and see some one at a 300 rate you know is a top 100 provider for her city?
 i mean look for one with like over 50 reviews that are consistent and be sure the reviewers have reviews.
the ones that are cheap and tryin to squeeze every activity in are really annoying,. Thats like guys that come for a half hour and think we are gonna have time for butt plugs and anal. Or guys that come for a 250 hour massage one my cheapest offerings then they want 2 bbj?
its like how cheap can you be? wow.

prepkid is only an occasional troll.  Tidwit is, well........Tidwit.

but not as a student, it's a lot more likely that he is a janitor at some university. He is about as believable as Udo

Basically what I figured. Don't want to sound all retarded about it on the phone. I got something set up this afternoon so I will wing it. A part of me is liking the uncertainty and the adventure haha. Got a couple lined up and I am sure at least one would bite the idea that Im just trying to find the right ATF for the next few years. Thanks for the length post.

While Fungus looks to have a lock on the overall title, check out the P&R board and you will find an alias poster that in one short month appears to have wrested the title from him on that board.

To make matters worse Inicky has "dared" him to start posting here, throwing yet another monkey wrench into the process of determining "who is the stupidest of all?" lol

As for the Dungbeetle and BSC Taylor, I kind of doubt that we will be "fortunate" enough to see Dungy any time soon, but BSC Taylor is way overdue to reappear. Yes, I should put up on line on when.