I wonder what to do when a neighbor has sex which can be heard next door? I live in a row home and the new couple/family are going at it like nuts and driving me crazy! She makes all the noise. The guy came home for lunch today and they got it on in bed while the children were in the hallway. The first time I heard them he was absolutely going to town and I could hear him pounding her ass throughout my house. It drives me crazy I guess because I wish it were me and it's also a big turnon. I try to ignore the noise (even insulated my bedroom) but if I hear the smallest thing I will put my ear to the wall to hear. I can't refuse. All I do is think about her moaning all day long. What do you suggest to get over these feelings and help me get back to a sane life? (I don't have any chance of having sex because I'm holed up in my home with a disability and extremely short of funds).

You could bring her a fruit cake when he's not around, and happen to have your johnson fall out while you're talking.  At least that's how it happens in the pornos.  Otherwise, you could make similar noices and see if they get annoyed and stop.  You could also learn to enjoy it, as it sounds like you sort of have.

Personally I like the fruitcake idea.

1- yes, go over with fruitcake
but, wonder if she doesnt moan for you the same way she does her man (LOL)

2- You could knock on her door. Tell them of a date coming over thats a real cold fish. Ask them to do their thing to get her in the mood

3-Go over and say  - Do you record any of this ? May I have a copy ?

. . . call out a play-by-play for them.

Play a porn DVD very loud in your house; aim speakers their way.

drill a small peephole in the wall and enjoy the view as well as the moans-who knows you might even get an orgasm!

I knocked on her door and asked if I could borrow a vacuum cleaner. One thing led to another and I got to hear her moan for me. Sometimes partook of sloppy seconds, which ain't all that bad!!

borrow it"? She'll either tone it down next time, or fuck your lights out. You win either way.

I made a hole in the wall today. I want to hear what's going on. They must go for at least 30 minutes at a time. All that guy wants from her is sex. They are mid-30's with 3 kids (under 8) in a very small 2-bedroom row home. So the kids hear everything. The guy is a complete pig. I heard them finish one night then he proceeded with a huge belch. And the yelling that goes on over there is bad, too. I was thinking of leaving a christmas present at the back door for her-a nice vibrator. Just kidding.

Acidom LOL you are really getting into the porn biz!! I do hope it is going well for you though I wish you nothing but good luck.

Now for the neighbors I had them once that were the same way. So I just banged my head board against the wall and started screaming "Give to me harder" Needless to say they never got that loud again and couldn't look me in the face anymore

Have friends?  I don't know if you can have sex... but if you cannot you may wish to let a friend know that you would wish him to use your apt for a meeting with a provider... only catch?  has to be an extremely noisy GFE!  If you can have sex - then this may be a lot of fun for you!

Set up the time when you know that they will be home... prefereably having a dinner party!  Make as much noise as possible and record the event on tape.  Immediately Afterwards have the provider return a piece of mail that was "accidentally" placed in your mail box (actually, you could have "accidentally" grabbed it the day before for this purpose).   As she returns the mail, she can drop a line like "Oh, I hope that we didn't disturb you.  I don't come over often because RC is just too good, I know he has a disability, but that just focuses all his energy and concentration on pleasing me!  and he is hung... spoils me for my hubby.... when I cum with RC it keeps me goin for a while..."  You get the picture... you might also have the provider ask the gal if she would be interested in gettin it on with you!!  hee hee...  
 

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Great Neighbot Policy.  Or he's just a really lucky guy.  Don't you just hate stuff like that NEVER happening to you?

If you can hear it, you can tape it. Tape it & play it back - LOUDLY.

I was thinking of playing a Taylor Rain tape where she gets anal from two guys and she squeals how much she likes it.

You say you'd like their loud noises to stop.  Yet it sounds like you're listening all the time...and now you've drilled a hole to hear better.  So think about it: maybe really are enjoying this, and don't really want it to stop.  Why not recognize this and accept it.  At worst, their noises provide you with a great masturbation opportunity.  See if you can keep up with them and have as many orgams as they do.  And, you can save up your money and have an obliging partner over some day, to give them sound genuine coupling sounds of your own, for them to enjoy.  In the meantime: relax, have fun, and enjoy your neighbors! Hope these comments are helpful to you.

Man, I'm full of great ideas.

Well, I'm full of something, anyway.

Move nextdoor to me. You won't hear a damn thing.




[Sorry -- couldn't resist...now back into exile.]