What was the brownest you've ever gotten?

During your vacation to Greece?

Mine got pretty brown a few times, but definitely not like this though.  

ps: I recall there was a dude (prolly fecalmatter?) who wrote his initials on the hotel wall with the brown stuff. lmao

(Not on this site-it was another review site) went something like this:

"As I was doing her doggie style, she said, 'Put it in my ass!' This was my first trip to Greece ever. I pumped away for a while, then I pulled out and there was a corn kernel on the end of my dick. I asked her, 'Did you have corn for dinner last night? She said, 'Yes! how did you know?' Needless to say, I lost my appetite for Greece."

Some of you boys need to skip the dinner before you do anal too...that's just stupid. I don't eat for a solid 12 hours before doing greek, and I won't even get into what I do to "prepare" for it, to make sure "shit" like this does not happen lol.

I mean, some of you feed the girl Margaritas and Nachos an hour before you fk, and are shocked when you pull out a Butter Bean bwahahaha.  

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I never get why guys (who did not mention pse/greek when booking nor gave the heads up or additional fee btw but I digress) will ask in the middle of a gfe date "oh can we try the other end?" ..... or "i think i want to go greek" or something like that. And I respond like "what, whose ready for greek ALL the time?!". I think some think we don't eat at all or we do and don't make poop like normal people because I'm not ready for greek at the drop of a dime and ready to go for that every appt (though I don't need 12hrs to thoroughly prepare for it and depends on what I've eaten).

That would be the almond on the ice cream bar... lol

If you have a 8pm greek appointment then you aren't gonna be eating anything the whole day?

Trust me...I am a person who used to fast from Friday night til Sunday night, so 12 hours is nothing.