Maybe you should concentrate less on the boards and more on getting business. And I'd say you

aren't the only one with this problem.

And they sho wouldn't be havin no time to be a rattin no too long ree-ports on thangs and such.

Are you kiddin me?

I have the perfect operation going here. I have a ticker outside my door, so the boys know when their turn is next. Saves me loads of time from having to actually get up, go out in the hall and yell "NEXT!!!!!"

When the guy goes to DATY, that's when I whip out my Blackberry and check TER to see who's gums are flapping, and who needs to be put in their place. If I see something good and want to respond, I just throw in some fake moans so the guy thinks he's really doing something special and will stay put long enough for me to type.

Then, when its time for me to BBBJ him, I just prop my Blackberry up under his nuts so I can check my mails and texts on the downstroke, and write a response on the upstroke. I'm just cool like that, yanno? Hate it when someone sends me a joke though. Nothing worse than trying to laugh with a dick in your mouth.

So I'm just sayin. I guess I'm just cool like that. I can stack em like cordwood and still take all the time I want to slap someone around on the boards.

NEXT!!!!!!!!

PS. No alias needed cause you know I am just having some fun here

I really disagree with this. Any day of the week can be a slow one and any day can be a great one.

 Sometimes weekends are slow and othjer times they are great. That is why I am available Mondays thru Sundays because they have all proven good days to get paid for it!!!!