I was just wondering if there was a corrolation between the two?  Just for curiosity sake, what are the busiest or slowest times?  Is it certain times of the week (you know that "lets cut loose cause its the weekend), or seasonal (x-mas, start off new years with at "bang", springtime-when love is in the air, etc...) Or could it be when people get their tax returns!!!  Come on providers let us know.

aren't the only one with this problem.

If they did, they wouldn't be flappin dos gums and lips all day here talking bullshit.

And they sho wouldn't be havin no time to be a rattin no too long ree-ports on thangs and such.

perhaps you might consider being my first client for the month of March eh?

Why not give me a shot and use your mouth for something else beside slamming girls on the boards.

Cum and get ya sum.

Trying to act all Jive Ass up in here.

Problem is you cannot handle a sexy thang with smarts and opinions. Plus if ya gonna speak Ebonics get the shit down, okay?

But a couple of times a year I see someone on a Saturday or Sunday.

Are you kiddin me?

I have the perfect operation going here. I have a ticker outside my door, so the boys know when their turn is next. Saves me loads of time from having to actually get up, go out in the hall and yell "NEXT!!!!!"

When the guy goes to DATY, that's when I whip out my Blackberry and check TER to see who's gums are flapping, and who needs to be put in their place. If I see something good and want to respond, I just throw in some fake moans so the guy thinks he's really doing something special and will stay put long enough for me to type.

Then, when its time for me to BBBJ him, I just prop my Blackberry up under his nuts so I can check my mails and texts on the downstroke, and write a response on the upstroke. I'm just cool like that, yanno? Hate it when someone sends me a joke though. Nothing worse than trying to laugh with a dick in your mouth.

So I'm just sayin. I guess I'm just cool like that. I can stack em like cordwood and still take all the time I want to slap someone around on the boards.

NEXT!!!!!!!!

PS. No alias needed cause you know I am just having some fun here

a long time.

Thank you SinsOfTheFlesh

tc

and, I would become your pool girl.

From my experience Wednesdays and Sundays are the slowest for providers. I guess everyone is too broke on wed and trying to be righteous on sunday

I really disagree with this. Any day of the week can be a slow one and any day can be a great one.

 Sometimes weekends are slow and othjer times they are great. That is why I am available Mondays thru Sundays because they have all proven good days to get paid for it!!!!