A dear friend -- and regular client -- just told me he had a wet dream the other night (and I was the lucky recipient).  I LOVE that thought!  Anyone else still have these?

We see each other just once a month (opposite coasts), though missed each other last month with our holiday schedules, and he has no other sex, not even manual.  Maybe it's just from excessively pent-up frustration??

My dreams tend to be more on the romantic.... escapist maybe.... Mostly walking somewhere hand in hand. I dream of Felicia Foxx almost always with a kiss and I see her smile...

I dreamed that Shauna from Florida hired me to build a huge apartment complex for her right on the sand in South Florida. She shared the office with me and made love to me on the floor as a hurricane blew all around us... That was bitchen!

I haven't had one ever since I stopped working out, and started drinking 3 days a week!

I'm 32 years old.  I make love with my SO about twicw a month and I see about 1 provider per month, and yey I still have wet dreams.  Usually, they are about someone I have never been with.

For most guys, regular 2-week sexless stints (that includes masturbation!) result in wet dreams.  Some guys are lucky and can have wet dreams more often than that, but for the large majority of men, it won't happen.

Wet dreams are generally more about a natural release of semen/sperm buildup than anything else.  Though your body produces that goo on an as-needed basis, it won't stop entirely (you can't completely shut down the factory), so every once in a while you have to turn over the inventory.

Wet dreams often are related to erotic dreams, since most guys have erotic dreams all the time, but the dreams don't necessarily need to be erotic.  If you go long enough without ejaculating, dreaming about pizza might even do it.

Since most guys can't even go a few days without spanking the monkey from that moment they discover or learn that trick, wet dreams end up out of the picture.  Before I had a S.O. and regular sex, I'd pretty much average 6 orgasms a week, provider or no provider (I might save up for the provider, but then do two pops).  I haven't had a wet dream since age 13...

If I do go a more than a few days between ejaculation, I often will wake up in the middle of the night with a raging hardon, and can't resist the temptation to finish it off.  Not exactly a wet dream, but...

When I was in college, I wanted to see if I could force myself to ejaculate without any manual intervation or thrusting.  I just laid there in bed, and tried to accomplish it with mental images.  I finally was able to do so, but only when I went 4 days without popping.  It was pretty neat -- right before I did come, my body started shaking and doing little pelvic thrusts, completely involuntary on my part.  I haven't been able to repeat that trick, though -- I can't resist to urge to use old Rosey Palm!


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Chubby,

Your dissertation on the wet dream made me laugh so hard I pissed in my pants....

Thanks,

I was able to masturbate 20x in one day to completion...
Drawback was it became very irritated? Anyone with a similar experience????????????

Not since age 22. I was trying to be celibate at the time (long story, don't ask). Prior to that, I had very few wet dreams because I masturbated fairly regularly since early adolescence. I'm 48 so that's 26 years without a wet dream.

How old is your client? I think it's fairly rare for an adult to have a wet dream.

. . . a sexy dream (which is rare), I always wake up at the critical moment.  Life sucks, don't it?

Had an online GF that did the phone sex thing with me. Once she asked that I didn't touch myself at all and she tried to talk me to completion. Took about 30 minutes and was a lot tougher than I had imagined. Haven't tried it since.

I'm in my 40s and I still have them about once or twice a year.  It usually happens when I haven't had sex in a while.  I've noticed that the last few times I've had wet dreams I was fantasizing about having sex as I fell asleep.

I'm just afraid my SO will wake up and see me humping the pillow or something while I'm sleeping.

It's probably not a bad thing if she sees you humping the pillow, you can always say you were dreaming of her...but if you talk in your sleep & call out another gal's name the your ARE in the deepest of shit!  LOL

I think finishing 20X would just kill the sensation. What I do instead is jack off for several hours without finishing, and the build up feels so good. Watch any good porn while u had your experience?

I would have had a third, but I fell asleep.

bada boom bada bing...