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followme 3963 reads
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Close your car windows BEFORE it starts to rain!!!!!

Thank You

Don`t cook bacon naked.

Stealthmode3793 reads


…and walk away.
Damn, I’m surprised they didn’t call the fire dept. because of all the smoke!

One big black charred mess, but oh was it worth it! I ended up putting the rest of it in the microwave just to be safe…

SM

Eat when you're hungry.  

Don't put your hand in the fire.

-- Modified on 5/29/2004 4:41:48 PM

Ci Ci2816 reads

Don't pee upwind.

Hugs,
Ciara

and be very damn sure not to eat the yellow snow....

followme3395 reads

don't pee on an electric fence.

Or as the late great Jim Croce so eloquently put it.......

You don't tug on superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with ..........CiCi

If you're on a road trip and need to pee, here's what you can do. Presuming you're a male driving fast down the interstate, guys who need to pee can just crack open the driver's door and point the stream toward the draft. Just let loose! And the wind will create a suction and the pee will go right onto the road.

Honest.

Try it. Really. It really really works. Truthfully. Very much.

I'm not kidding.

... erm ...

... really.

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