Close your car windows BEFORE it starts to rain!!!!!

Thank You

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Don`t cook bacon naked.

Eat when you're hungry.  

Don't put your hand in the fire.

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Don't pee upwind.

Hugs,
Ciara

…and walk away.
Damn, I’m surprised they didn’t call the fire dept. because of all the smoke!

One big black charred mess, but oh was it worth it! I ended up putting the rest of it in the microwave just to be safe…

SM

If you're on a road trip and need to pee, here's what you can do. Presuming you're a male driving fast down the interstate, guys who need to pee can just crack open the driver's door and point the stream toward the draft. Just let loose! And the wind will create a suction and the pee will go right onto the road.

Honest.

Try it. Really. It really really works. Truthfully. Very much.

I'm not kidding.

... erm ...

... really.

Guilty!



Cheers!

and be very damn sure not to eat the yellow snow....

don't pee on an electric fence.

Or as the late great Jim Croce so eloquently put it.......

You don't tug on superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with ..........CiCi