Have any guys ever faked their orgasm?

I must confess, sadly, that on a few occasions I have done so because I wanted to leave and not upset the provider.  It just wasn't working for me those days for whatever reason.

Also providers, do you suspect that a client has ever faked it?

Yes, a very few times, but never with trumped up fanfare. LOL.

Anyway, I had enjoyed myself in both cases and thus it was not really a falsehood, just a way of saying thank you when time had run out.

Is when ever I have one, I ejaculate fake cum. The girls don't really like it because they say my artificial spoonge tastes like wallpaper paste, and has no nutritional value what so ever.

Fake spunk. I heard it's a hazzard when a man fakes his orgasm. They say the emission is like Elmer's Glue. One guy claimed his provider had to go to her dentist to unglue her molars. No BJs the rest of the day for her visitors. Not cool.

I know what you mean as there have been some days, when for whatever reason, I had "man problems"!  lol  and for the most part, I have explained to the provider that "hey, it is just not happenin..." Most ladies who have been in this biz a while have told me, "yea, it happens....  not to worry."  And that shows class on a ladies part - to not take it personal and understand that it is just a part of life.

With respect to the equipment malfunction, during the latter part of my marriage, we did not have sex...  I was totally unattracted to my ex (and she to me).... the first encounter with a provider post divorce, saved my sanity.  I was on a biz trip out of the country and called a service.  The gal showed up, and convinced me that I was able!  Just had to be willing.  So do I ever doubt the beneficial aspects of providing? My anwer "no"!  

But "Fake an orgasm..." it would not have even occurred to me! lol  Leave it to you buddy!

I have plenty of problems caused by advanced age and a prostatectomy, but I never have faked an orgasm or thought of trying it.   With providers I always cum, and I have never been with a provider who didn't make sure that happened.   With the wife it is another story.

It was during a Round 2 that just wasn't in the cards.  I was not at full mast (a 3/4 job) and was thrusting to exhaustion.  I was fighting myself with thoughts of defeat (i.e. not being able to pop the second time) vs. thoughts of this is not pleasant for her at all, so I faked it.

Afterwards I felt even more conflicted.  I struggled with embarassment (Round 2's are hard for me to predict now) and the dishonesty aspect.  The provider is a wonderful person and there was no need for me to lie.  



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like Ace Frehley said, "if you're good, you get off every time!"

There have been times, along time ago, when I thought that "the better part of valor" would be to fake it and be gone, but persevered and finally was able to let go.
I really don't see a need to fake., though.
Most ladies will understand if things don't work out quite right.

Just my opinion...
B

There were occasions when I was young and I'd be having my way (and her way) with one girl when I knew I'd be with another girl shortly. Either to get the event done and get on to meet the second girl or simply to be sure I had a full change for the second performance, I faked it a couple of times.

Very rarely, and only if the provider was trying her hardest, and if everything else was going ok, I have indeed faked it. Sometimes because I'm wearing out, and sometimes because I can tell she's hurting a bit. Usually it's a provider I might want to see again, and the next time goes better, sometimes I just want to get away, and not hurt her feelings.

Just make sure it's you taking off the cover.  A dry hat would be a sure-fire sign of faking.