"Whether you travel West or East your pants will always hold that beast."

This is the spam email I received today.  Who writes this stuff?  Its great!

verify that your email address is valid.  Then it can be added to lists and sold for more spammers to use.

Please don't shoot the messenger.

blank blanks somehow have my business e mail and spam me to the tune of 40 or 50 messages a day many of which get through my junk mail filter.  They are most interested in: 1) expanding the size of my penis, 2) selling me medications cheaply 3) selling me copies of famous watches and famous pens 4) giving me an advanced degree based on my experience.

A longer and larger penis?

Larger breasts?

or BOTH?

Mine does that automatically when aroused '

and become a nice sized hose. I dont know about my pants holding "the beast" but a ladyfriend once gave me a pair of briefs with the logo "Home of the Whopper" .....   a very slight exaggeration '